Don't know if you guys saw this yet but...

Excalibur Bane · 11-23-05, 01:22 PM

I just had to share. Just too funny.

http://media.spikedhumor.com/7895/05112002.wmv

Ah, 50 years later and we still just can't seem to get it right.

CCIP · 11-23-05, 01:36 PM

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Konovalov · 11-23-05, 03:00 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Is this for real? If so is it a Mk46 torpedo that is stuck?

Excalibur Bane · 11-23-05, 03:17 PM

As far as I know, it's real. I don't know what kind of torpedo it is. I suspect enough pressure wasn't built up to eject it properly from the tube. Hence the hissing sound before it launches.

Pretty crazy. I'd be jumping overboard, personally. I hope it ain't live

Ramius · 11-23-05, 03:38 PM

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Oberon · 11-23-05, 04:29 PM

Aaaah, I haven't viewed the video because somethings gone gnarly but I think I saw a similar one on Strategypages humour section a while back.
Very funny

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Kapitan · 11-23-05, 04:36 PM

two words

typical americans

Observer · 11-23-05, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konovalov

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Is this for real? If so is it a Mk46 torpedo that is stuck?

It's a MK46. Training torp (painted orange). Warshots are green.

Reminds me (for some odd reason) of the old Navy training video: Synthetic Line Snapback. Now there was a classic! Don't know if anyone else has seen it.

JohnnyPotPie · 11-23-05, 05:41 PM

"typical americans"

This from someone with a junk russian boat pictured in his sig.

<--- russian navy

Kapitan · 11-23-05, 06:07 PM

dont diss my friend for you find that many a thing that may be small rusty out of date could easily destroy the most modern most capible thing

USS COLE incident 2000

somalia 1993

and many others

america thinks to much of thier own invincibility and i tell you this no one in the world is invincible

cowman1009 · 11-23-05, 09:39 PM

First things first Kaptain......there are two types of ships in any navy in the world....Submarines being the first. The second are commonly known as TARGETS!!! Those would be the surface ships. How hard is it to take out an unaware and sound asleep target. The USS Cole was attacked by two men in a RHIB packed with explosives....and she was a TARGET!!! Pit any old 688 or even 637 class boat against an Akula, Sierra, Typhoon...you name it. The bottom line is the US Navy Submarine force is indeed not invincible....just better trained and expierienced than most any other nation in the world. And if I'm not mistaken were you or were you not intent on joining her Majestey's Royal Navy Submarines (a comprable ally to the US Navy Submarine force)? :hmm:

Kapitan · 11-24-05, 02:49 AM

even the americans admit we have the better training no one and nothing is invincible typhoon oscar akula seawolf can all be destroyed.

you americans have some realy nice decent submarines they are difficault to handle and learn but there just nice.

the british are the same.

russian submarines are simple simple design simple tech it works they dont want to spend billions to find out it doesnt work or its going to cost to much to build as they have had prior experiance (papa sierra alfa)

i speak to alot of patriotic americans and when they get started they make it sound as if god himself could not destroy thier little country, it annoys me to have to say woo slow down your way ahead here and that could never be not yet

russia has some very good defences so does america but russia opts for simplicity rather than american complexity and in that way it could benifit either one

USS Cole may have been the target but she is a warship a ship that should be on alert 24/7 the question is why wasnt these people spotted why did she leave herself open ?

it comes as a great surprise a friend of mine went near a naval base for his holiday abroad forget the place but he went water skiing and jet skiing he and his friend was warned away from the US ship in dock and if they didnt comply they would be shot

again why did the USS Cole not see not do anything about it why wasnt thier people looking out

P_Funk · 11-24-05, 04:49 AM

Its the calssic empirical delusion and its fed by the people. Thanks to years of "fight 'em over there" talk and a serious lack of reality when it comes to dealing with history Americans seem to figure GOD put a special interest in America. I mean honestly this is the country that has a hard time figuring out that when you try to invade a country and get kicked out you don't win. I've heard from some American friends that in their schools they teach it that they won the war of 1812. As I recall their justification is that they won the last battle which took place 3 months after the peace treaty was signed (communication back then was slow as sin). And dont even try to talk about Vietnam. This has lead to a serious lack of ability to rationalize failure and loss of life. Therefore America tries to prevent loss of human life in war by creating ultra high tech weaponry. Obviously it doesn't work. And now I hear they're lowering their standards for recruitment because apparently the benefits which have barely been improved since WW2 aren't good enough to bring in more recruits (I think I remember hearing that the family gets 10k when a soldier dies which I believe is still the same as in WW2). No offense to Americans but arrogance tends to lead to some pretty shocking falls. 911 by most standards wasn't so bad. I mean 3000 dead isnt that bad but its the principle of it. Right?

retired1212 · 11-24-05, 04:53 AM

The original poster had an intention to give us some smile. Hope that this thread will nto be converted into a political debate.

Excalibur Bane · 11-24-05, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oombongo

The original poster had an intention to give us some smile. Hope that this thread will nto be converted into a political debate.

Yes, that was my intention. I can't believe you guys have to bring your opinions and your crap in here. Stay on topic. Either discuss the video, or shut up. I'm really not interested in your opinion and I'm sick to death of people and their crap spreading like a plague into other threads.

11-23-05, 01:22 PM	#1
Excalibur Bane XO Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 429 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Don't know if you guys saw this yet but... I just had to share. Just too funny. http://media.spikedhumor.com/7895/05112002.wmv Ah, 50 years later and we still just can't seem to get it right. __________________ Looking for a list of mods for SH4? Everything you need is here: List Of Modifications for SH4 v1.3 "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing."

11-23-05, 01:36 PM	#2
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11-23-05, 03:00 PM	#3
Konovalov Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: High Wycombe, Bucks, UK Posts: 2,811 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Is this for real? If so is it a Mk46 torpedo that is stuck? __________________ "In a Christian context, sexuality is traditionally seen as a consequence of the Fall, but for Muslims, it is an anticipation of paradise. So I can say, I think, that I was validly converted to Islam by a teenage French Jewish nudist." Sheikh Abdul-Hakim Murad (Timothy Winter)

11-23-05, 03:17 PM	#4
Excalibur Bane XO Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 429 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	As far as I know, it's real. I don't know what kind of torpedo it is. I suspect enough pressure wasn't built up to eject it properly from the tube. Hence the hissing sound before it launches. Pretty crazy. I'd be jumping overboard, personally. I hope it ain't live __________________ Looking for a list of mods for SH4? Everything you need is here: List Of Modifications for SH4 v1.3 "The only thing necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing."

11-23-05, 03:38 PM	#5
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11-23-05, 04:29 PM	#6
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Aaaah, I haven't viewed the video because somethings gone gnarly but I think I saw a similar one on Strategypages humour section a while back. Very funny :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

11-23-05, 04:36 PM	#7
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	two words typical americans __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

11-23-05, 05:41 PM	#9
JohnnyPotPie Loader Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 89 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	"typical americans" This from someone with a junk russian boat pictured in his sig. <--- russian navy __________________ be more aggressive

11-23-05, 06:07 PM	#10
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	dont diss my friend for you find that many a thing that may be small rusty out of date could easily destroy the most modern most capible thing USS COLE incident 2000 somalia 1993 and many others america thinks to much of thier own invincibility and i tell you this no one in the world is invincible __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

11-23-05, 09:39 PM	#11
cowman1009 Watch Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 28 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	First things first Kaptain......there are two types of ships in any navy in the world....Submarines being the first. The second are commonly known as TARGETS!!! Those would be the surface ships. How hard is it to take out an unaware and sound asleep target. The USS Cole was attacked by two men in a RHIB packed with explosives....and she was a TARGET!!! Pit any old 688 or even 637 class boat against an Akula, Sierra, Typhoon...you name it. The bottom line is the US Navy Submarine force is indeed not invincible....just better trained and expierienced than most any other nation in the world. And if I'm not mistaken were you or were you not intent on joining her Majestey's Royal Navy Submarines (a comprable ally to the US Navy Submarine force)? :hmm: __________________ Mark Nagorniuk

11-24-05, 02:49 AM	#12
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	even the americans admit we have the better training no one and nothing is invincible typhoon oscar akula seawolf can all be destroyed. you americans have some realy nice decent submarines they are difficault to handle and learn but there just nice. the british are the same. russian submarines are simple simple design simple tech it works they dont want to spend billions to find out it doesnt work or its going to cost to much to build as they have had prior experiance (papa sierra alfa) i speak to alot of patriotic americans and when they get started they make it sound as if god himself could not destroy thier little country, it annoys me to have to say woo slow down your way ahead here and that could never be not yet russia has some very good defences so does america but russia opts for simplicity rather than american complexity and in that way it could benifit either one USS Cole may have been the target but she is a warship a ship that should be on alert 24/7 the question is why wasnt these people spotted why did she leave herself open ? it comes as a great surprise a friend of mine went near a naval base for his holiday abroad forget the place but he went water skiing and jet skiing he and his friend was warned away from the US ship in dock and if they didnt comply they would be shot again why did the USS Cole not see not do anything about it why wasnt thier people looking out __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

11-24-05, 04:49 AM	#13
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	Its the calssic empirical delusion and its fed by the people. Thanks to years of "fight 'em over there" talk and a serious lack of reality when it comes to dealing with history Americans seem to figure GOD put a special interest in America. I mean honestly this is the country that has a hard time figuring out that when you try to invade a country and get kicked out you don't win. I've heard from some American friends that in their schools they teach it that they won the war of 1812. As I recall their justification is that they won the last battle which took place 3 months after the peace treaty was signed (communication back then was slow as sin). And dont even try to talk about Vietnam. This has lead to a serious lack of ability to rationalize failure and loss of life. Therefore America tries to prevent loss of human life in war by creating ultra high tech weaponry. Obviously it doesn't work. And now I hear they're lowering their standards for recruitment because apparently the benefits which have barely been improved since WW2 aren't good enough to bring in more recruits (I think I remember hearing that the family gets 10k when a soldier dies which I believe is still the same as in WW2). No offense to Americans but arrogance tends to lead to some pretty shocking falls. 911 by most standards wasn't so bad. I mean 3000 dead isnt that bad but its the principle of it. Right? __________________

11-24-05, 04:53 AM	#14
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