Female salon owner keeps robber as sex slave, feeding him only Viagra

antikristuseke · 07-22-11, 09:11 AM

Would a kitchen related joke be out of line right now?

frau kaleun · 07-22-11, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Would a kitchen related joke be out of line right now?

Honey, I've seen your pictures, and I will happily make you a sammich any time, any place. No questions asked. I will also stand over you with my arms crossed and tapping my foot until you clean your plate.

antikristuseke · 07-22-11, 09:19 AM

I have heard of people being turned on by weirder things, should i wear a shirt or not?
Actually nevermind, its summer, i only wear a shirt at work.

frau kaleun · 07-22-11, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I have heard of people being turned on by weirder things, should i wear a shirt or not?
Actually nevermind, its summer, i only wear a shirt at work.

No shirt, no shoes, no sammich.

antikristuseke · 07-22-11, 09:27 AM

but its summer

frau kaleun · 07-22-11, 09:32 AM

If you can't stand the heat, stay outta my kitchen.

Also, I hope you like peanut butter and jelly. I use the peanut butter to keep the Viagra tablets from falling out when you pick the sammich up.

antikristuseke · 07-22-11, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

If you can't stand the heat, stay outta my kitchen.

Also, I hope you like peanut butter and jelly. I use the peanut butter to keep the Viagra tablets from falling out when you pick the sammich up.

Why, exactly, would viagra be relevant, I'm 24, I need no help in that department.

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I have heard of people being turned on by weirder things, should i wear a shirt or not? Actually nevermind, its summer, i only wear a shirt at work.

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	but its summer

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	If you can't stand the heat, stay outta my kitchen. Also, I hope you like peanut butter and jelly. I use the peanut butter to keep the Viagra tablets from falling out when you pick the sammich up.