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[kiwi_2005]

Just for you castout, as I dont wanna come across as a racists

Being part Maori heres some Maori jokes.

Q: What***8217;s black and white and rolls down a hill?
A: A Maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head.


Q: How many pall bearers do you need at a Maori funeral?
A: It only takes one person to push a wheelie bin



Q: You own a three-story house. The top floor is rented to a family of Maoris, the middle floor to Pakehas (European New Zealanders), and the basement is used as a rumpus room. One day, there***8217;s a massive earthquake and your entire house collapses. Who survived?
A: The Pakehas, they were at work.


Q: What did the Maori say to the Jew?
A: Heeebroo.


Q: How do you get ten Maoris into a mini?
A: Put some fish and chips in there.


Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them they have to pay.


Q: Why shouldn***8217;t you throw rocks at a Maori on a bike?
A: Cause the bikes probably yours.


Q: Why do flys have wings?
A: To beat the Maoris to the tip.


Q: Why does the tip have a fence?
A: To give the flies a chance.

Q: How can you tell when a Maori has lost his virginity?
A: You see it on Crimewatch.

Q: What does a Maori use for protection during sex?
A: A balaclava and a shotgun.

And last your typical Maori pub