The Arabs are not happy!!!

Morts · 06-21-11, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

in before skybird

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Castout · 06-21-11, 07:16 AM

I smell racism?!

Frank is not happy.

kiwi_2005 · 06-21-11, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Castout

I smell racism?!

Frank is not happy.

Could you not see the funny side of my posts. I could change the Arab to my own race and still find it funny... Racist? Far from it. Break down the barriers and lets all laugh at each other

kiwi_2005 · 06-21-11, 07:43 AM

Just for you castout, as I dont wanna come across as a racists

Being part Maori heres some Maori jokes.

Q: What***8217;s black and white and rolls down a hill?
A: A Maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head.

Q: How many pall bearers do you need at a Maori funeral?
A: It only takes one person to push a wheelie bin

Q: You own a three-story house. The top floor is rented to a family of Maoris, the middle floor to Pakehas (European New Zealanders), and the basement is used as a rumpus room. One day, there***8217;s a massive earthquake and your entire house collapses. Who survived?
A: The Pakehas, they were at work.

Q: What did the Maori say to the Jew?
A: Heeebroo.

Q: How do you get ten Maoris into a mini?
A: Put some fish and chips in there.

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tell them they have to pay.

Q: Why shouldn***8217;t you throw rocks at a Maori on a bike?
A: Cause the bikes probably yours.

Q: Why do flys have wings?
A: To beat the Maoris to the tip.

Q: Why does the tip have a fence?
A: To give the flies a chance.

Q: How can you tell when a Maori has lost his virginity?
A: You see it on Crimewatch.

Q: What does a Maori use for protection during sex?
A: A balaclava and a shotgun.

And last your typical Maori pub

NeonSamurai · 06-21-11, 08:16 AM

Last I looked many were not very happy in the west either

Skybird · 06-21-11, 08:32 AM

"There" they are not happy because of what Islam has turned their home countries into, and "here" they are not happy because Islam has not yet turned it into what Islam turned it into "there".

Strange people. Never happy. Maybe it is because the fruits of happiness are promised to them not for this life, but for the afterlife. All focus shifted from "this life" to the "beyond". Nietzsche condemned the church for having done so. He could as well have mentioned Muhammad.

06-21-11, 09:56 AM

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Last I looked many were not very happy in the west either

Take skybird for example, is he an arab?

krashkart · 06-21-11, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

"There" they are not happy because of what Islam has turned their home countries into, and "here" they are not happy because Islam has not yet turned it into what Islam turned it into "there".

Strange people. Never happy. Maybe it is because the fruits of happiness are promised to them not for this life, but for the afterlife. All focus shifted from "this life" to the "beyond". Nietzsche condemned the church for having done so. He could as well have mentioned Muhammad.

Life wouldn't be all that much fun if people had to live under the assumption that their only reward comes to them after death.

Kinda reminds me of my teenage years for some reason...

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"How is it that Oberon always gets here before I do?"

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Just for you castout, as I dont wanna come across as a racists Being part Maori heres some Maori jokes. Q: What*8217;s black and white and rolls down a hill? A: A Maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head. Q: How many pall bearers do you need at a Maori funeral? A: It only takes one person to push a wheelie bin Q: You own a three-story house. The top floor is rented to a family of Maoris, the middle floor to Pakehas (European New Zealanders), and the basement is used as a rumpus room. One day, there8217;s a massive earthquake and your entire house collapses. Who survived? A: The Pakehas, they were at work. Q: What did the Maori say to the Jew? A: Heeebroo. Q: How do you get ten Maoris into a mini? A: Put some fish and chips in there. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tell them they have to pay. Q: Why shouldn*8217;t you throw rocks at a Maori on a bike? A: Cause the bikes probably yours. Q: Why do flys have wings? A: To beat the Maoris to the tip. Q: Why does the tip have a fence? A: To give the flies a chance. Q: How can you tell when a Maori has lost his virginity? A: You see it on Crimewatch. Q: What does a Maori use for protection during sex? A: A balaclava and a shotgun. And last your typical Maori pub __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.*

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,615 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	"There" they are not happy because of what Islam has turned their home countries into, and "here" they are not happy because Islam has not yet turned it into what Islam turned it into "there". Strange people. Never happy. Maybe it is because the fruits of happiness are promised to them not for this life, but for the afterlife. All focus shifted from "this life" to the "beyond". Nietzsche condemned the church for having done so. He could as well have mentioned Muhammad. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.