Ayman al-Zawahiri appointed as al-Qaeda leader

[RedMenace]

I don't like him. He doesn't look nearly as handsome or charming as Osama did.

[Gerald]

No sensible person like Al-Qaeda gang!

I don't like him. He doesn't look nearly as handsome or charming as Osama did.

But maybe his fringe benefits will include someone to comb his beard and maybe some subtle make up for photoshoots and death to the unbelievers videos.
After all you don't think Osama was nuturally that charming and handsome do you? He had a dedicated team of beauticians working round the clock to make him look more paletable for the media, there are even allegations that some of his publicity material was airbrushed.

[vienna]

Al-Qaeda has appointed Ayman al-Zawahiri as leader following the death of Osama Bin Laden, the organisation's general command says in a statement.

...or as he's known to Seal Team 6: "Next!"...