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[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by Abraham

While preparing the wash a wife finds a little crumpled paper in one of her husbands pocket with the name "Leonore" in his handwriting...
During dinner she confronts him with her find, but without missing a beat the husband replies: "That's the horse I've been betting on last Sunday!"
Next day the husband comes home and asks his wife how her day was. She said: "Something funny happened this afternoon... Your horse called!"

Gosh! That aroused some dormant brain cells.