Things people steal from hotels

[GoldenRivet]

During my career as a pilot i have spent countless nights in hotel rooms.

Between 2005,06,07 and 08 alone i spent approximately 1,010 nights in hotels. everything from off brands to Hiltons

I have found lipstick all over the glassware.

I have found feces on towels.

I have found grimy body outlines on the sheets.

I have found bedbugs on and in the mattress.

I have had stabbing victims wander into the hotel lobby while checking in.

I have had a crew member removed from duty because of bullets fired through his hotel window at night.

I have found a 10 inch long turd in a hotel hall way.

I have had people mistakenly given keys to my room late at night more times than i can count.

I have had to eat more hungry man turkey and mashed potato dinners all alone for thanksgiving in some low rent hotel room than i care to think about.




as a result, i cant think of ANYTHING i could possibly want from a hotel room bad enough to steal it.

[August]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

i cant think of ANYTHING i could possibly want from a hotel room bad enough to steel it.

Wow, me either. Heck even bronzing it wouldn't be enough...

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by August

Wow, me either. Heck even bronzing it wouldn't be enough...

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very clever BTW

[August]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

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very clever BTW

Just funnin ya Brother!

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by August

Just funnin ya Brother!

oh i liked it... it was good.