Over the top American Airport security? - Page 2

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:04 PM

^

Try me!

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 01:05 PM

lol. Reaper. Freaking pilots

FO: FDC, this is FO requesting clearance for "Reaper" to conduct CAS, over.
FDC: FO, you are cleared to authorize CAS at your discretion for until 18:30 Zulu before we call in the heavies, over.
FO: Roger that, FDC.
FO: Reaper this is FO, you are cleared to engage targets in this sector on vector one-eight-zero at your dicretion until 18:30 Zulu. Recommend heavy spamunition. How copy, over?

edit- Break break break, Reaper this is FO, hostile VTOLS, Ka-50 class, sighted bearing one-four-zero! Engage immediately!

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:19 PM

KA-50 uses ability: VODKA BREATH

It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

NeonSamurai · 04-15-11, 01:21 PM

i can't go away for 5 minutes, can I? Not without this sort of stuff happening...

Energize the demolition beams!

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:24 PM

I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal.

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 01:25 PM

FO: FDC this is FO, Reaper is down, I say again Reaper is down! Enemy VTOL is circling the crash site at near grid fife-niner-zero-one-eight-seven! Requesting fighter support.

FDC: Solid copy FO, we will alert combat air patrol and grant clearance to engage, keep you head down.

FO: Roger, out.

NeonSamurai · 04-15-11, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal.

I only discovered directive 4 after I had banned Neal

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeonSamurai

I only discovered directive 4 after I had banned Neal

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 01:29 PM

FO: Raptor flight this is FO, recommend you engage immediately and withdraw, we have reason to believe the target are will suffer a nuclear strike soon.
Raptor Flight: Bombs away, buddy!

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:31 PM

Is that a Sidewinder or are you just happy to see me?

Oberon · 04-15-11, 01:33 PM

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

LMAO!!

Well, now I have to post these too then.

Left 4 Dead Hunters in Toy Story:

Left 4 Dead Witches in Toy Story 2:

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 01:50 PM

FO: Uh, FDC this is FO, over.
FDC: Go ahead, over.
FO: We have confirmation that target was just WTFBoomed and it still appears operational.
FDC: Understand that target was WTFBoomed and is still operational, is that correct, over?
FO: That is correct, over.
FDC: Stand by for ROFLcopter support.

Oberon · 04-15-11, 02:54 PM

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 03:04 PM

FO: ROFLcopter this is FO, looks like a good run, target neutralized. Nice work, out.

04-15-11, 01:05 PM	#17
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	lol. Reaper. Freaking pilots FO: FDC, this is FO requesting clearance for "Reaper" to conduct CAS, over. FDC: FO, you are cleared to authorize CAS at your discretion for until 18:30 Zulu before we call in the heavies, over. FO: Roger that, FDC. FO: Reaper this is FO, you are cleared to engage targets in this sector on vector one-eight-zero at your dicretion until 18:30 Zulu. Recommend heavy spamunition. How copy, over? edit- Break break break, Reaper this is FO, hostile VTOLS, Ka-50 class, sighted bearing one-four-zero! Engage immediately! __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-15-11, 01:21 PM	#19
NeonSamurai Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Kanadia Posts: 3,044 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	i can't go away for 5 minutes, can I? Not without this sort of stuff happening... Energize the demolition beams! __________________ SH3 Newbie Guide Links and other helpfull stuff

04-15-11, 01:25 PM	#21
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	FO: FDC this is FO, Reaper is down, I say again Reaper is down! Enemy VTOL is circling the crash site at near grid fife-niner-zero-one-eight-seven! Requesting fighter support. FDC: Solid copy FO, we will alert combat air patrol and grant clearance to engage, keep you head down. FO: Roger, out. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-15-11, 01:29 PM	#24
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	FO: Raptor flight this is FO, recommend you engage immediately and withdraw, we have reason to believe the target are will suffer a nuclear strike soon. Raptor Flight: Bombs away, buddy! __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force Last edited by UnderseaLcpl; 04-15-11 at 01:40 PM.

04-15-11, 01:50 PM	#28
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	FO: Uh, FDC this is FO, over. FDC: Go ahead, over. FO: We have confirmation that target was just WTFBoomed and it still appears operational. FDC: Understand that target was WTFBoomed and is still operational, is that correct, over? FO: That is correct, over. FDC: Stand by for ROFLcopter support. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-15-11, 01:04 PM	#16
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,055 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	^ Try me!

04-15-11, 01:19 PM	#18
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,055 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	KA-50 uses ability: VODKA BREATH It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

04-15-11, 01:24 PM	#20
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,055 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal.

04-15-11, 01:31 PM	#25
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,055 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Is that a Sidewinder or are you just happy to see me?

04-15-11, 01:33 PM	#26
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20

04-15-11, 02:54 PM	#29
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20

04-15-11, 03:04 PM	#30
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	FO: ROFLcopter this is FO, looks like a good run, target neutralized. Nice work, out. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force