Over the top American Airport security?

Dowly · 04-15-11, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

TMW.

Touch My Wiener?

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 12:06 PM

FDC: FO, this is FDC, can you confirm target destroyed?
FO: Negative, FDC. Target remains operational. And Dowly made a wiener joke.
FDC: Roger that. Was it funny?
FO: Not unless you think touching Dowly's wiener is funny.
FDC: Understood, stand by for another fire mission, we're prepping area-saturation rounds, FDC out.

Dowly · 04-15-11, 12:13 PM

He said it, not me.

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 12:22 PM

FO: FDC, this is FO.
FDC: Go ahead, FO.
FO: Correction to target status report, stand by to copy.
FDC: Standing by.
FO: Joke was not about Dowly touching his wiener. It was about August touching his.
FDC: ........
FO: FDC, do you copy?
FDC: That's affirmative, FO. Stand by on station and be prepared to direct aerial strikes. FDC out.

Sailor Steve · 04-15-11, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Touch My Wiener?

Too Many Wankers.

Oberon · 04-15-11, 12:52 PM

"This is Reaper, inbound, out."

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:04 PM

^

Try me!

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 01:05 PM

lol. Reaper. Freaking pilots

FO: FDC, this is FO requesting clearance for "Reaper" to conduct CAS, over.
FDC: FO, you are cleared to authorize CAS at your discretion for until 18:30 Zulu before we call in the heavies, over.
FO: Roger that, FDC.
FO: Reaper this is FO, you are cleared to engage targets in this sector on vector one-eight-zero at your dicretion until 18:30 Zulu. Recommend heavy spamunition. How copy, over?

edit- Break break break, Reaper this is FO, hostile VTOLS, Ka-50 class, sighted bearing one-four-zero! Engage immediately!

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:19 PM

KA-50 uses ability: VODKA BREATH

It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

UnderseaLcpl · 04-15-11, 01:25 PM

FO: FDC this is FO, Reaper is down, I say again Reaper is down! Enemy VTOL is circling the crash site at near grid fife-niner-zero-one-eight-seven! Requesting fighter support.

FDC: Solid copy FO, we will alert combat air patrol and grant clearance to engage, keep you head down.

FO: Roger, out.

NeonSamurai · 04-15-11, 01:21 PM

i can't go away for 5 minutes, can I? Not without this sort of stuff happening...

Energize the demolition beams!

Dowly · 04-15-11, 01:24 PM

I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal.

NeonSamurai · 04-15-11, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal.

I only discovered directive 4 after I had banned Neal

04-15-11, 12:06 PM	#2
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	FDC: FO, this is FDC, can you confirm target destroyed? FO: Negative, FDC. Target remains operational. And Dowly made a wiener joke. FDC: Roger that. Was it funny? FO: Not unless you think touching Dowly's wiener is funny. FDC: Understood, stand by for another fire mission, we're prepping area-saturation rounds, FDC out. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-15-11, 12:22 PM	#4
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	FO: FDC, this is FO. FDC: Go ahead, FO. FO: Correction to target status report, stand by to copy. FDC: Standing by. FO: Joke was not about Dowly touching his wiener. It was about August touching his. FDC: ........ FO: FDC, do you copy? FDC: That's affirmative, FO. Stand by on station and be prepared to direct aerial strikes. FDC out. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-15-11, 01:05 PM	#8
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	lol. Reaper. Freaking pilots FO: FDC, this is FO requesting clearance for "Reaper" to conduct CAS, over. FDC: FO, you are cleared to authorize CAS at your discretion for until 18:30 Zulu before we call in the heavies, over. FO: Roger that, FDC. FO: Reaper this is FO, you are cleared to engage targets in this sector on vector one-eight-zero at your dicretion until 18:30 Zulu. Recommend heavy spamunition. How copy, over? edit- Break break break, Reaper this is FO, hostile VTOLS, Ka-50 class, sighted bearing one-four-zero! Engage immediately! __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-15-11, 01:25 PM	#10
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	FO: FDC this is FO, Reaper is down, I say again Reaper is down! Enemy VTOL is circling the crash site at near grid fife-niner-zero-one-eight-seven! Requesting fighter support. FDC: Solid copy FO, we will alert combat air patrol and grant clearance to engage, keep you head down. FO: Roger, out. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-15-11, 01:21 PM	#11
NeonSamurai Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Kanadia Posts: 3,044 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	i can't go away for 5 minutes, can I? Not without this sort of stuff happening... Energize the demolition beams! __________________ SH3 Newbie Guide Links and other helpfull stuff

04-15-11, 12:13 PM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	He said it, not me.

04-15-11, 12:52 PM	#6
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	"This is Reaper, inbound, out."

04-15-11, 01:04 PM	#7
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	^ Try me!

04-15-11, 01:19 PM	#9
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	KA-50 uses ability: VODKA BREATH It's SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

04-15-11, 01:24 PM	#12
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I thought all you moderators were something like Robocop, never sleep, eat baby food and have directive 4 not to ban Neal.