Fancy an aricraft carrier?

[Fish In The Water]

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Must have room to moor it, and tow it yourself.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12883511

I guess that lets me out as I really don't have anywhere to park it...

Besides judging by this excerpt:

"Before they can attend, they must submit an outline of their "intentions regarding the vessel" to the Ministry of Defence (MoD)."

The killjoys at MoD would probably frown on anyone trying to convert it into a floating brothel...