First convoy engagement advice

[Gargamel]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

In best David Attenborough voice:

"Merchants in the wild are a stupid and cattle like creature. While they have never been observed exhibiting this behavior in the wild, merchants that have been bred in captivity have been known, on occasion, to be actually become aware of predatory threats, and react accordingly. In the wild, only the keen and alert watchfulness of their symbiotic life partner, painindassus destroyus, has ever been observed alerting the merchants to the presence of a threat. These nimble and aggressive shepherds of the marine world quickly pounce on any perceived threat."

Cmon folks.... that was funny.... not even a guffah from anybody.....

[Fish In The Water]

^^^ I dunno, bumping your own comedy is kinda funny - does that count?

[Gargamel]

Originally Posted by Fish In The Water

^^^ I dunno, bumping your own comedy is kinda funny - does that count?

Yeah I guess..... sigh.....

[desirableroasted]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Cmon folks.... that was funny.... not even a guffah from anybody.....

I wanted to laugh, but I kept remembering Ben Affleck rolling that Animal Cracker on Liv Tyler's belly in Armageddon.

[Sailor Steve]

It's okay, Gargles. We know you're a funny guy.

In fact, we laugh at you behind your back all the time.

[Pisces]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Cmon folks.... that was funny.... not even a guffah from anybody.....

Well I tried to imitate his voice for my own pleasure. But couldn't quite get the vibe going. It does actually read the way he talks. So hats off to you!