Military Service

[Ducimus]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Besides, I could write what I know of your service on the back of my hand.

Hah hah, don't tempt me. You'll open the floodgates of bitching. While i'll defend the AF on occasion, in reality, my personal opinion is, if you want to bag on the AF, get a number and stand in line, the line is behind me, cause i got first dibs.

C'mon, just one, and I promise I won't bug you about it again. I won't even make fun of the Air Force. Scout's honor.

What could i possibly tell you? Making a giant sling shot out of 550 cord? Climbing down a 2 X 2 corrigated "chimney" in a reventment to wield metal that was a foot under water with a standard arc wielder? Intentionally dusting Army checkpoints with a dump truck i was operating? Then there's always the hazards of metal concrete forms and "bright ideas". Dumbass things you do when you get used to working with alot of steel? Or maybe oxey acetaline bombs with hospital condoms and AAFES cups? Frog baseball with broken sledge hammer handles, or perhaps the Frog cannon?