Ssnakes in a camp

Skybird · 03-28-11, 03:55 PM

Anacondas have a unique way of telling stupid wannabe-stars what they think of prolly container-TV. Watch the vid after the commercial. Its an episode from Dutch jungle camp reality show.

Give that reptile a hug from me!

http://www.welt.de/videos/panorama/a....html#autoplay

Next week they again have a promising episode again, featuring an imported Tiger-in-the-box.

Betonov · 03-28-11, 04:17 PM

Bear Grylls would have pre-emptively bit that snake and made a back-pack out of it

That's how mother nature used to wead out stupidity from the genes making humans the dominant specie.

Freiwillige · 03-28-11, 06:36 PM

Since I don't speak Dutch anyone wanna fill me in on what exactly happened?

Looks like some lady was trying to pet the snake in a cardboard box and it got her.

Dowly · 03-28-11, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Bear Grylls would have pre-emptively bit that snake and made a back-pack out of it

"Look! A huge Anaconda!

Better drink my own piss."

Oberon · 03-28-11, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

"Look! A huge Anaconda!

Better drink my own piss."

Skybird · 03-29-11, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Freiwillige

Since I don't speak Dutch anyone wanna fill me in on what exactly happened?

Looks like some lady was trying to pet the snake in a cardboard box and it got her.

As I said, an episode form container-TV, "Jungle Camp", or however you call that stupid show in America, in Germany it is "Dschungelcamp". The star should have gotten the sssnake on her arms and carry it around, some excercise of high entertainment value like this. She opened the box, the Anaconda was pissed, and said hello in the sssnake'S way.

Anaconda are not poisenous, but I learned their bite is quite nasty because of the shape of their teeth. They had to bring the newly married couple into hospital to divorce them there. Anaconda's bite also is quite powerful - if they don't want to let it go, then they don't let it go.

Gargamel · 03-29-11, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Bear Grylls would have pre-emptively bit that snake and made a back-pack out of it

But only after he looked up how to do it, stayed a night in a Hotel, checked in with the insurance company, had some one else try it first, and his camera crew done something easier and more logical for the situation.

Les Stroud on the other hand, would have speared it, skinned it, and then eaten it. Survivorman > Grylls anyday.

NeonSamurai · 03-29-11, 08:10 AM

She is lucky that was a small anaconda (looked like a juvenile). A full size one could have killed her (and those other people you guys keep mentioning, a full size anaconda is considerably stronger than humans are, if one coils around your neck, you are done).

Sky is also correct, an anaconda bite is very painful. They have a lot of sharp backwards pointing teeth, and they can bite very hard (along with coiling and crushing which it was also doing). I wouldn't be surprised if that woman suffered numerous lacerations and some broken bones in her hand, possibly wrist as well.

Herr-Berbunch · 03-29-11, 08:44 AM

If you're really that sh!t-scared of an anaconda, might I suggest that walking into the river is not the wisest move!

03-28-11, 03:55 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,634 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Ssnakes in a camp Anacondas have a unique way of telling stupid wannabe-stars what they think of prolly container-TV. Watch the vid after the commercial. Its an episode from Dutch jungle camp reality show. Give that reptile a hug from me! http://www.welt.de/videos/panorama/a....html#autoplay Next week they again have a promising episode again, featuring an imported Tiger-in-the-box. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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NeonSamurai Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Kanadia Posts: 3,044 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	She is lucky that was a small anaconda (looked like a juvenile). A full size one could have killed her (and those other people you guys keep mentioning, a full size anaconda is considerably stronger than humans are, if one coils around your neck, you are done). Sky is also correct, an anaconda bite is very painful. They have a lot of sharp backwards pointing teeth, and they can bite very hard (along with coiling and crushing which it was also doing). I wouldn't be surprised if that woman suffered numerous lacerations and some broken bones in her hand, possibly wrist as well. __________________ SH3 Newbie Guide Links and other helpfull stuff

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	If you're really that sh!t-scared of an anaconda, might I suggest that walking into the river is not the wisest move! __________________

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Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Bear Grylls would have pre-emptively bit that snake and made a back-pack out of it That's how mother nature used to wead out stupidity from the genes making humans the dominant specie.

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Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Since I don't speak Dutch anyone wanna fill me in on what exactly happened? Looks like some lady was trying to pet the snake in a cardboard box and it got her.