Defecating dog sparks US shootout

Platapus · 03-26-11, 08:12 PM

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed, unless in cases where the aforementioned people are dumbasses.

UnderseaLcpl · 03-27-11, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed, unless in cases where the aforementioned people are dumbasses.

Unless said dumbasses are in uniform. In that case it's totally cool.

August · 03-27-11, 01:20 AM

Reason number 2435 why you shouldn't mess with Americans:

We will shoot you for letting your dog crap on our lawn.

UnderseaLcpl · 03-27-11, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by August

Reason number 2435 why you shouldn't mess with Americans:

We will shoot you for letting your dog crap on our lawn.

With a gun behind every blade of grass

TarJak · 03-27-11, 02:22 AM

Dunno why but this logo came to mind when I read this thread:

Dowly · 03-27-11, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by August

Reason number 2435 why you shouldn't mess with Americans:

We will shoot you for letting your dog crap on our lawn.

We don't need to mess with you. We just wait that you kill yourselves over something as retarted as a frigging dog having a dump on your yard.

August · 03-27-11, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

We don't need to mess with you. We just wait that you kill yourselves over something as retarted as a frigging dog having a dump on your yard.

You'll be waiting a long time. Maybe you should hold your breath.

03-27-11, 11:40 PM

I read the story and a quote from Einstien came to mind "only two things are Infinate - The Universe and Human Stupidity ,and Im not sure about the former!" ,this kind of stupidity is universal!

Gerald · 03-28-11, 06:36 AM

I have a couple of years ago have experienced a situation, in part out of this without firing as I was driving in the car and my sister's dog, which I was responsible for (when they were out of town) wanted to relieve herself, so I stopped the opened back door and the dog spotted a cat and ran into a site and then it was full speed, then I would not climb over the fence so I went through the main entrance after having gone off at the owner's watch with no reply so late I went in and the dog sat without the owner's lawn and did what it could, while stopped a car outside and the owner and probably his wife comes out and wondering who I was, and I talked about what had happened and said I could pay any damage to the lawn, his response was unequivocal, sh!t is a good fertilizer so no problem with this,

03-26-11, 08:12 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed, unless in cases where the aforementioned people are dumbasses. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-27-11, 01:20 AM	#3
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,201 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Reason number 2435 why you shouldn't mess with Americans: We will shoot you for letting your dog crap on our lawn. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

03-28-11, 06:36 AM	#9
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	I have a couple of years ago have experienced a situation, in part out of this without firing as I was driving in the car and my sister's dog, which I was responsible for (when they were out of town) wanted to relieve herself, so I stopped the opened back door and the dog spotted a cat and ran into a site and then it was full speed, then I would not climb over the fence so I went through the main entrance after having gone off at the owner's watch with no reply so late I went in and the dog sat without the owner's lawn and did what it could, while stopped a car outside and the owner and probably his wife comes out and wondering who I was, and I talked about what had happened and said I could pay any damage to the lawn, his response was unequivocal, sh!t is a good fertilizer so no problem with this, __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

03-27-11, 02:22 AM	#5
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Dunno why but this logo came to mind when I read this thread:

03-27-11, 11:40 PM	#8
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I read the story and a quote from Einstien came to mind "only two things are Infinate - The Universe and Human Stupidity ,and Im not sure about the former!" ,this kind of stupidity is universal!