How do YOU measure up? - Page 2

frau kaleun · 03-24-11, 03:03 PM

Growler · 03-24-11, 03:06 PM

And Frau's timely appearance reminds me...

Anyone know why women can't tell distances?

All their lives, they've been told that this...

|................................................. .....|

...is eight inches.

Gerald · 03-24-11, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

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AVGWarhawk · 03-24-11, 03:07 PM

Oh hell....I'm hung like a light switch.

frau kaleun · 03-24-11, 03:11 PM

I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big.

I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer.

Gerald · 03-24-11, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big.

I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer.

You are too slow, some things need to go faster sometimes,

Torvald Von Mansee · 03-24-11, 03:50 PM

Mine is two inches...FROM THE FLOOR!!!

Penguin · 03-24-11, 04:18 PM

I just measured with Frau Kaleun's ruler: 11 inches!

(if measured from right to left)

btw, am I the only one who sees the irony in the picture: "Made in China"

frau kaleun · 03-24-11, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

I just measured with Frau Kaleun's ruler: 11 inches!

(if measured from right to left)

Could be worse... it could be an innie.

Platapus · 03-24-11, 04:55 PM

The Frau tells me

"It takes a gherkin to get things workin'"

Platapus · 03-24-11, 04:57 PM

Just remember what Princess Diana said

Not all rulers have twelve inches.

krashkart · 03-24-11, 05:46 PM

About the same size as it was yesterday. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still have one that works twenty years from now. Or ten years for that matter. Shoot, could be tomorrow I lose the damn thing in an accident. What would I do then?

"Oh my God it hit me there?"

I'd have to tell my best friend to shoot me dead. (The Siege of Firebase Gloria reference)

Armistead · 03-24-11, 06:04 PM

My wife said I was hung like a Gorilla.

frau kaleun · 03-24-11, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My wife said I was hung like a Gorilla.

Ouch, man.*

*I guess she doesn't say that very much.

the_tyrant · 03-24-11, 06:08 PM

03-24-11, 03:06 PM	#17
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	And Frau's timely appearance reminds me... Anyone know why women can't tell distances? All their lives, they've been told that this... \|................................................. .....\| ...is eight inches. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

03-24-11, 03:07 PM	#19
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,275 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Oh hell....I'm hung like a light switch. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

03-24-11, 03:50 PM	#22
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Mine is two inches...FROM THE FLOOR!!! __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

03-24-11, 04:55 PM	#25
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,379 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The Frau tells me "It takes a gherkin to get things workin'" __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

03-24-11, 04:57 PM	#26
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,379 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Just remember what Princess Diana said Not all rulers have twelve inches. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0

03-24-11, 03:11 PM	#20
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I see Vendor managed to capture that second pic before I edited it out... it was just... too... big. I know there's a smaller version of that ruler pic somewhere, but I am NOT googling for it any more from this computer.

03-24-11, 04:18 PM	#23
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	I just measured with Frau Kaleun's ruler: 11 inches! (if measured from right to left) btw, am I the only one who sees the irony in the picture: "Made in China"

03-24-11, 05:46 PM	#27
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	About the same size as it was yesterday. Doesn't matter to me as long as I still have one that works twenty years from now. Or ten years for that matter. Shoot, could be tomorrow I lose the damn thing in an accident. What would I do then? "Oh my God it hit me there?" I'd have to tell my best friend to shoot me dead. (The Siege of Firebase Gloria reference) __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

03-24-11, 06:04 PM	#28
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	My wife said I was hung like a Gorilla.

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the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0