So my wife now thinks I am a total idiot

frau kaleun · 03-19-11, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desirableroasted

Yeah, the busybodies all say we are busy firing penis-shaped objects at other objects we call "she."

Good lord what does that say about me?

Obviously I must have a really bad case of Torpedo Envy.

Quote:

So my wife now thinks I am a total idiot

Don't feel bad, sweetie. If you've been married any time at all, she probably already thought that anyway.

Gerald · 03-19-11, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Good lord what does that say about me?

Obviously I must have a really bad case of Torpedo Envy.

Don't feel bad, sweetie. If you've been married any time at all, she probably already thought that anyway.

frau,know the tours already and is hardened, so she can certainly give more advice about the situation going in the opposite direction

frau kaleun · 03-19-11, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendor

frau,know the tours already

Well to be fair I've never had to marry anyone to arrive at the conclusion that s/he's an idiot, but my married friends do tell me it tends to speed up the process.

Quote:

and is hardened

Pandering to my Torpedo Envy will get you nowhere.

Gerald · 03-19-11, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well to be fair I've never had to marry anyone to arrive at the conclusion that s/he's an idiot, but my married friends do tell me it tends to speed up the process.

Pandering to my Torpedo Envy will get you nowhere.

I see this as a challenge,

Johnfb · 03-19-11, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Good lord what does that say about me?

Obviously I must have a really bad case of Torpedo Envy.

Don't feel bad, sweetie. If you've been married any time at all, she probably already thought that anyway.

Jeez, I'm getting it from all sides now...

Gerald · 03-19-11, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnfb

Jeez, I'm getting it from all sides now...

The price you pay, maybe your wife wants to be in on the action

Johnfb · 03-19-11, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendor

The price you pay, maybe your wife wants to be in on the action

No way, its the only bit of peace and quiet I get

Although..ALARRRRRRRRMMMMM is hardly peace and quiet

Jimbuna · 03-19-11, 02:54 PM

Try wearing your own clothes the next time you put the headphones on

Johnfb · 03-19-11, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Try wearing your own clothes the next time you put the headphones on

It was only panties and bra...not like I had to WHOLE outfit on...Jeez

Although her g-string was like wearing a cheese wire...

Fish In The Water · 03-19-11, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnfb

It was only panties and bra...not like I had to WHOLE outfit on...Jeez

Whatever floats your boat...

So long as it doesn't become regulation, I'm okay with it.

03-19-11, 02:54 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Try wearing your own clothes the next time you put the headphones on __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!