The Chinese army shovel

Betonov · 03-05-11, 02:09 PM

Forget about the swiss army knife, this is the chineese army shovel

It digs, it entranches,
Slices and dices and burries your wife
Does everything except make you coffee

TLAM Strike · 03-05-11, 02:14 PM

Sure beats the old system of having an officer point a pistol at your face and say "you dig now!"

Schroeder · 03-05-11, 02:28 PM

We've already had this a couple of months ago.

Betonov · 03-05-11, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

We've already had this a couple of months ago.

The shovel or the thread ??

If it's the shovel, how much do you want for it??

Oberon · 03-05-11, 03:31 PM

The thread alas...but that shovel is badass, and I really do want one.

jumpy · 03-05-11, 04:15 PM

If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that.

On the other hand, there's no denying the usefulness of a folding shovel tool.

Oberon · 03-05-11, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that.

On the other hand, there's no denying the usefulness of a folding shovel tool.

If you've ever had a take-away, then you'll survive, immunity and all that...

razark · 03-05-11, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jumpy

If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that.

Would you rather the guy chopping the potatoes be the guy that just used his shovel to empty out the latrine?

jumpy · 03-05-11, 08:30 PM

^^

oooh, now there's an unlikely hobsons choice

Sledgehammer427 · 03-05-11, 08:36 PM

its not a shovel, its an E-TOOL!

pretty sweet I must say.

Platapus · 03-05-11, 09:15 PM

looks like something handy to have in your car.

razark · 03-05-11, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

looks like something handy to have in your car.

That's what I was thinking. Where do I get one?

bookworm_020 · 03-06-11, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by razark

That's what I was thinking. Where do I get one?

Ebay?

razark · 03-06-11, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Ebay?

Well...

Nevermind, then.

breadcatcher101 · 03-06-11, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by razark

That's what I was thinking. Where do I get one?

Being made in China Walmart probably has them.

03-05-11, 02:09 PM	#1
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	The Chinese army shovel Forget about the swiss army knife, this is the chineese army shovel It digs, it entranches, Slices and dices and burries your wife Does everything except make you coffee Last edited by Onkel Neal; 03-06-11 at 02:11 AM. Reason: language

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	Sure beats the old system of having an officer point a pistol at your face and say "you dig now!" __________________ Last edited by TLAM Strike; 03-05-11 at 03:28 PM.

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Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	We've already had this a couple of months ago. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

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jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	If I'd just dug a latrine I'm not sure how au-fay I'd be with chopping potatoes with that. On the other hand, there's no denying the usefulness of a folding shovel tool. __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	^^ oooh, now there's an unlikely hobsons choice __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	The thread alas...but that shovel is badass, and I really do want one.

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Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,908 Downloads: 287 Uploads: 0	its not a shovel, its an E-TOOL! pretty sweet I must say. __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	looks like something handy to have in your car. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.