Best Bad*** Last Words Uttered

[Jimbuna]

Don't worry...it's not loaded...
Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger.

[Feuer Frei!]

"μὴ μου τοὺς κύκλους τάραττε (Don't disturb my circles)" - Archimedes

He was working on a mathematical equation when a Roman soldier interrupted him. When he refused to leave his math problem, the Roman soldier killed him.

[krashkart]

"...." - Harold the Mute


I couldn't think of any awesome last words so... yeah. *sigh*

[Weiss Pinguin]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Meaning?

What, you mean you never knew him?

Originally Posted by Sledgehammer427

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LEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYY

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS!!!

Those are my last words most times I jump online...

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Ah.

My meaning was that that was Billy Bob Thornton's last line in the recent remake of The Alamo (an excellent movie and my favorite version, by the way), but nothing is known at all of David Crockett's last words, if any.

Much debate, but seems now more fact that Crockett indeed was taken captive after the batte, tortured and killed.
http://www.tamu.edu/faculty/ccbn/dew...risp/lind.html

[Armistead]

For you civil war fans, this should be an easy "who said it."

"Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees."

[Growler]

Originally Posted by Armistead

For you civil war fans, this should be an easy "who said it."

"Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees."

Stonewall Jackson.

Now, here's one. "Say to General Hancock for me, that I have done him, and you all, a grievous injury, which I shall regret the longest day I live."

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by Growler

Stonewall Jackson.

Now, here's one. "Say to General Hancock for me, that I have done him, and you all, a grievous injury, which I shall regret the longest day I live."

gen. Lewis Addison Armistead ??

[Growler]

Originally Posted by Betonov

gen. Lewis Addison Armistead ??

Allegedly, just so. There's been some historical dispute over Armistead's last words; some measure of 'idolization' of him has occurred in the last twenty years or so, certainly since Michael Shaara's Killer Angels, and the portrayal of GEN Armistead by Richard Jordan in the movie Gettysburg, which was based on Shaara's book.

Still and all, a brave man in a troubled time.

[Betonov]

I remember from Gettysburg that he and Hancock were good friends, so it was a pretty easy guess, but guess nevertheless

soooo.... what do I win

[Growler]

Originally Posted by Betonov

soooo.... what do I win

[flatsixes]

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can get with a kind word alone." - Al Capone

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . - Dylan Thomas

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor. - François Rabelais

A king should die standing. - Louis XVIII

[Betonov]

Ohhhh, that be that Finnish dish that's often in the Humon comics

[frau kaleun]

Pulled off some random web sites, so no idea as to accuracy:

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.
- Dylan Thomas

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
- Humphrey Bogart

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
- Oscar Wilde

And then I ran into this:

http://www.wfrp.de/hosted/flw/en/index.html

Canonical List of Famous Last Words

(roleplaying : fantasy and sf)

Hundreds of brave characters lost their lives during thousands of roleplaying sessions leaving us their last words. We'll never forget them. Rest in peace.

Some of my favorites from there:

"I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."

"I bet without Mjolnir you're a real wuss."

"Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."

"Hey, the pyramid's glowing. I didn't think it could do that."

"Cool! Crocodiles!"

"If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a cop."

"What do you mean 'It's ticking'?"

"I'll distract the dragon!"

"Damn, it's getting hot in here. By the way, what's that smell?"

"Well, what little damage can be done with a Katana..."

"Geez... that guy looks mad now. Can I un-cast that fireball?"

"Ohh never mind that, that's just a rabbit."

[Platapus]

I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct. Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian


Ya gotta respect a guy who is willing to be a pompous bombastic know-it all jerk at the very end.