Johannes Kepler freighter approaches space station

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first fully automated passenger flight. State-of-the-art multiple-redundant computer systems guarantee that this modern aircraft is safer than any flown by human pilots. We are confident in our assertion that nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong...can go wrong..."

Best inflight announcement I ever heard in person. Air Asia

"Ah good evening ladies and gentlemens, pleased to be aboard today. We hope you are comfortably seated and have a nice fright"