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Old 02-06-11, 04:27 PM   #4336
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Old 02-06-11, 05:10 PM   #4337
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Nothing really funny, but these made me smile....

little big.. I know...

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Old 02-06-11, 05:32 PM   #4338
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Gargamel, that one is freaking awesome
I've thought 30 of those 32 things a large number of times. 12 and 17 are literally the only ones not true for me. Guess that makes me 94% mature

Also, I really think the title should be changed into "Truths for mature men" instead of humans
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I think number 26 should be mandatory and enforced by federal law.
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Number 17 does it for me
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Old 02-06-11, 06:16 PM   #4342
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Pretty good stuff.

Altho, seriously, folding a fitted sheet is not hard once you learn the trick to it, and there is a trick to it, and when you find out what it is all you can do is smack your forehead and shout "D'oh!" because once you know what it is it's so bloody obvious.

There are video tutorials for it online... not kidding, that's how I got the hang of it. Although I've seen various methods the basic "trick" is getting all the fitted corners aligned with each other and after that, it's easy peasy lemon squeezy.

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Old 02-06-11, 06:32 PM   #4343
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SHE SPEAKS OF LIES

Everyone here knows that folding ANY sheet is a Herculean task
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Old 02-06-11, 06:33 PM   #4344
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Pretty good stuff.

Altho, seriously, folding a fitted sheet is not hard once you learn the trick to it, and there is a trick to it, and when you find out what it is all you can do is smack your forehead and shout "D'oh!" because once you know what it is it's so bloody obvious.

There are video tutorials for it online... not kidding, that's how I got the hang of it. Although I've seen various methods the basic "trick" is getting all the fitted corners aligned with each other and after that, it's easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Women..... geesh....

Can't live with em.... Can't pee standing up.....

Anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die can't be trusted.....

/ducks....
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thats a tad... over the top
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thats a tad... over the top
I tell my wife that all the time.... she laughs.... as she kicks my shins... we have a good relationship.

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thats a tad... over the top
Yes!! Spoiled a nice run there!!
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Old 02-06-11, 07:19 PM   #4348
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Sorry! Meant as joke... no harm intended!
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