This went under the radar in subsim? [homicide]

Growler · 01-17-11, 12:18 PM

I dunno... lemme check the cat.

GoldenRivet · 01-17-11, 12:20 PM

i think technically for it to be a homicide, there has to be a loss of life.

i would advise you to go ahead and kill the cat if you want to really make a name for yourself here at subsim.

Growler · 01-17-11, 12:25 PM

If you saw this cat, you'd realize that in order for me to actually be able to kill it, I'd require something that would, guaranteed, violate at least three Federal laws on private ownership of "hardware" as well as give all the anti-gun lobbies all the ammo (pardon the pun) they need to strip us of everything down to rubber-band guns.

This thing is a MONSTER. And actually a pretty cool cat, as far as cats go. He also belongs to my wife's daughter, so yeah, you can see where I'm headed.

krashkart · 01-17-11, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Growler

If you saw this cat, you'd realize that in order for me to actually be able to kill it, I'd require something that would, guaranteed, violate at least three Federal laws on private ownership of "hardware" as well as give all the anti-gun lobbies all the ammo (pardon the pun) they need to strip us of everything down to rubber-band guns.

This thing is a MONSTER. And actually a pretty cool cat, as far as cats go. He also belongs to my wife's daughter, so yeah, you can see where I'm headed.

Why go through all the trouble of procuring a machinegun to kill a cat? Just use curiosity.

Growler · 01-17-11, 02:19 PM

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Why go through all the trouble of procuring a machinegun to kill a cat? Just use curiosity.

That's just it... he's curious, but damnably smart, too. About the only thing that's nearly worked thus far was the can-opener + laminate floors combo, and he copped wise to that.

Castout · 01-17-11, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Growler

Well, I shot an airsoft pellet in my office while I was perusing the forum... does that count?

You own the business?!

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http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=178692

Umm I missed that. That title is also misleading. I guess we all love to use misleading title

Growler · 01-17-11, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Castout

You own the business?!

I work from home, at the moment.

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Umm I missed that. That title is also misleading. I guess we all love to use misleading title

It's also less potentially inflammatory because it calls to attention what the man did, rather than associating him with someone else. My rationale for the thread title is in my last post in that thread.

01-17-11, 12:18 PM	#1
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	I dunno... lemme check the cat. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

01-17-11, 12:20 PM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	i think technically for it to be a homicide, there has to be a loss of life. i would advise you to go ahead and kill the cat if you want to really make a name for yourself here at subsim. __________________

01-17-11, 12:25 PM	#3
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	If you saw this cat, you'd realize that in order for me to actually be able to kill it, I'd require something that would, guaranteed, violate at least three Federal laws on private ownership of "hardware" as well as give all the anti-gun lobbies all the ammo (pardon the pun) they need to strip us of everything down to rubber-band guns. This thing is a MONSTER. And actually a pretty cool cat, as far as cats go. He also belongs to my wife's daughter, so yeah, you can see where I'm headed. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.