Humorous SHIII picture thread

[VONHARRIS]

Originally Posted by Missing Name

BdU:

I brought back some British tank shells from the depot ship. We can't use them, but hey! They'll make nice paperweights.

Can you make my next patrol grid Dover?

Missing Name, U-127

Kaluen Missing Name
Well done
Next patrol grid : London city
Mission : Retrieve some fish and chips for the Grossadmiral
Good luck.
BdU

[Gargamel]

Originally Posted by Missing Name

BdU:

I brought back some British tank shells from the depot ship. We can't use them, but hey! They'll make nice paperweights.

Can you make my next patrol grid Dover?

Missing Name, U-127

I've said it before... I'll say it again.... Yer nuts.

[Missing Name]

Inspired by one of my adventures and someone else's. (See current campaing thread.)



Last time I put him on lookout, especially in a harbor.



"But I need to learn how to play it for the choir!"

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Missing Name

[Gargamel]

Originally Posted by Missing Name

Inspired by one of my adventures and someone else's. (See current campaing thread.)



Last time I put him on lookout, especially in a harbor.



"But I need to learn how to play it for the choir!"

Holy crap, the Kaleun looks me too!!

To be honest I so wish I had a screenshot of what happened. I first saw it on the attack map (F6), a "wait.... the torpedoes are supposed to come out the other end.... oh oh oh oh oh OH OH OH FLANK SPEED!!!!!, HARD TO PORT!!!!!!" Then I jumped to external view, and there was this nice beautiful torp, chargin up my wake. First one hit, so I "crash dove" the last 4m to hide from the torp boat and try to repair, when the second one got me.

[Missing Name]

Worst patrol ever. Damn young jocks and their torpedo boats... tore the deck gun and forward torpedo chamber up pretty well.

[JJOM]

Perhaps this could be a stupid question... but... who hell is Bernard??

(near to 2 hours reading this thread and I wasn't able to find any answer...)

Greets,

[Herr-Berbunch]

Bernard? Not quite sure exactly where he comes from, but one things for sure - you don't want him in your crew, or even in the same flotilla, nay, ocean!

Anything that goes wrong, it's Bernard's fault - forget to open the tubes before firing? Bernard's fault. Didn't spot that aircraft in the Bay of Biscay? Bernard's fault. Crash-dived in shallow waters? Bernard's fault. Forgot to ask Nav to follow plot out of harbour? Bernard's fault.





Think Dowly started it when he started this thread, just picked a random name to blame (or pole-dance!), and it just got bigger and bigger...

[JJOM]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Bernard? Not quite sure exactly where he comes from, but one things for sure - you don't want him in your crew, or even in the same flotilla, nay, ocean!

Anything that goes wrong, it's Bernard's fault - forget to open the tubes before firing? Bernard's fault. Didn't spot that aircraft in the Bay of Biscay? Bernard's fault. Crash-dived in shallow waters? Bernard's fault. Forgot to ask Nav to follow plot out of harbour? Bernard's fault.


Think Dowly started it when he started this thread, just picked a random name to blame (or pole-dance!), and it just got bigger and bigger...

I understand now...

So, Bernard is someone who could do as next pic shows, if he would command a sub....





Greets and ty

[Herr-Berbunch]

Yep, although I doubt Bernard would ever get a command - but he would have been responsible for the depthgauges or dive-planes!

Maybe he wanted a transfer to the Luftwaffe?

[JJOM]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Yep, although I doubt Bernard would ever get a command - but he would have been responsible for the depthgauges or dive-planes!

Maybe he wanted a transfer to the Luftwaffe?

Mmmm... giving ideas as those could bring us scenes as...



Well... it could be..



Greets,

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by JJOM

Perhaps this could be a stupid question... but... who hell is Bernard??

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Think Dowly started it when he started this thread, just picked a random name to blame (or pole-dance!), and it just got bigger and bigger...

Bernard made his debut in the first post of the thread:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...86&postcount=1

And he's been with us - for better or worse, usually worse - ever since!

[Gerald]

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Yep, although I doubt Bernard would ever get a command...

Actually Bernard has had many commands, in that he has turned into a catch-all whipping boy we blame for our own screw-ups.

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by Missing Name

Worst patrol ever. Damn young jocks and their torpedo boats... tore the deck gun and forward torpedo chamber up pretty well.

I've had this grid also,after that, I sailed up to Gib, and lowered a bit commercial vessels,