pertaining to the matter of trolls..... - Page 10

Sailor Steve · 12-10-10, 11:39 PM

To the pain!

Growler · 12-10-10, 11:44 PM

to bring it back to Dowly's favorite subject:

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Gargamel · 12-11-10, 12:07 AM

For FK's new party:

Sledgehammer427 · 12-11-10, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

There will be blood tonight!

-dances-
everybooody wang chung tonight!
-stops-
oh.
where's my pitchfork and machete?
got the goateee.....wheres my beret and cigarette...
there we go!

^^
(not an actual pic of SH427, use at your own risk)

frau kaleun · 12-11-10, 02:53 PM

@ Gargamel:

There's a theory - don't ask where I heard it - that "monkey" is the funniest word in the English language, owing to the fact that there is a "k" in it and "k" is the funniest letter in the English language (which is another part of the theory).

I'm not sure, though. "Wombat" is a pretty funny word.

Platapus · 12-11-10, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

@ Gargamel:

There's a theory - don't ask where I heard it - that "monkey" is the funniest word in the English language, owing to the fact that there is a "k" in it and "k" is the funniest letter in the English language (which is another part of the theory).

I believe you are referring to a line in Neil Simon's play "The Sun Shine Boys"

Quote:

"Words with a k in it are funny. Alka-Seltzer is funny. Chicken is funny. Pickle is funny. All with a k. Ls are not funny. Ms are not funny."

frau kaleun · 12-11-10, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

I believe you are referring to a line in Neil Simon's play "The Sun Shine Boys"

Cool! I don't remember where I heard it... probably not directly from there as I've not read or seen the play. OTOH I may have picked it up from the movie, I've seen bits and pieces of that.

TarJak · 12-11-10, 04:05 PM

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wombat

Quote:

Etymology

From Sydney (an Australian Aboriginal language) wambad, wambaj, or wambag. It was originally written whom-batt in English.

I reckon the original pommy spelling was funnier.

Platapus · 12-11-10, 04:11 PM

If Wombat crossings are so dangerous, why don't they take down the signs so the Wombats won't cross there?

duh

TarJak · 12-11-10, 04:19 PM

Because wombats can't read when they are drunk:

12-11-10, 04:59 PM

They are not posted for the safety of Drunk WomBats.
They are posted for those that may hit one of them.
All hell breaks loose if you hit a Drunk WomBat!
It's kind of like hitting these.......

Gargamel · 12-11-10, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

They are not posted for the safety of Drunk WomBats.
They are posted for those that may hit one of them.
All hell breaks loose if you hit a Drunk WomBat!
It's kind of like hitting these.......

WTH.... maybe the crossing would be safer if they stupid kids wouldn't SPRINT out into the street, dragging a blindfolded toddler like a drogue chute, ducking like their taking fire.

Who the hell designed that sign?

August · 12-11-10, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sledgehammer427

-dances-
everybooody wang chung tonight!

How did we go from The Princess Bride to Wang Chung?

Platapus · 12-11-10, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

How did we go from The Princess Bride to Wang Chung?

Its a SubSim thing.

antikristuseke · 12-11-10, 10:58 PM

I just walked 3 miles through a blizzard in a two piece suit and a light coat to get to work on time because the train couldn't go on due to the ammount of snow on the tracks. If there is any more dancing im going to start stabbing people.

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	@ Gargamel: There's a theory - don't ask where I heard it - that "monkey" is the funniest word in the English language, owing to the fact that there is a "k" in it and "k" is the funniest letter in the English language (which is another part of the theory). I'm not sure, though. "Wombat" is a pretty funny word.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Because wombats can't read when they are drunk:

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Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	They are not posted for the safety of Drunk WomBats. They are posted for those that may hit one of them. All hell breaks loose if you hit a Drunk WomBat! It's kind of like hitting these.......

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I just walked 3 miles through a blizzard in a two piece suit and a light coat to get to work on time because the train couldn't go on due to the ammount of snow on the tracks. If there is any more dancing im going to start stabbing people.