pertaining to the matter of trolls..... - Page 6

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 10:24 AM

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We shall fight in the General Topics, we shall fight on the Silent Hunter boards, we shall fight in the flightsim and in the tanksim, we shall fight in the Sub & Naval Discussions; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this board or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the subsim fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Neal's good time, the new world, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell...

...we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are.

mookiemookie · 12-08-10, 10:27 AM

I somehow missed this thread. I read all of Platapus' OP in my mind in Kennedy's voice. It was brilliant.

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 10:33 AM

Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread.

frau kaleun · 12-08-10, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread.

Okay, but we've been storing it in privateer's codpiece and I'm not going in there after it.

Sailor Steve · 12-08-10, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread.

Gladly, but first I'll need you to sign this waiver:

I _______________________ (Your Name Here) do swear and affirm that I have read all of the following terms and conditions following herewith.

I _______________________ hereby relinquish all rights to claim reparations for any potential damage done during removal of any minutes from my life, especially considering that the procedure will be carried out with the use a hand-drill and dynamite.

Furthermore, I hereby relinquish any claim to further minutes of my life, since the operator carrying out the procedure may have need of them himself. I also accept responsibility for any and all previous claims against said operator, since the procedure hasn't always gone exactly as planned and the operator needs to find a fall guy somewhere (did I say that out loud?).

Also I agree to give the operator any cool memories he asks for, plus any future good times I may have planned. Operator retains the right to reject any memories he finds repugnant, offensive or just plain useless. I further agree to grant operator access to all bank accounts, passwords, codewords, crosswords, swear words, empty words and last words. I pretty much agree to give the operator anything he asks for, without hesitation or fail, and admit that I'm screwed, but hey, what are friends for?

AVGWarhawk · 12-08-10, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Okay, but we've been storing it in privateer's codpiece and I'm not going in there after it.

His codpiece? I have seem more meat on the end of a fish hook.

August · 12-08-10, 12:20 PM

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His codpiece? I have seem more meat on the end of a fish hook.

You display a disturbing degree of familiarity with the contents of Privateers codpiece. I'm just sayin...

Gargamel · 12-09-10, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by August

You display a disturbing degree of familiarity with the contents of Privateers codpiece. I'm just sayin...

Winner!

frau kaleun · 12-09-10, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by August

You display a disturbing degree of familiarity with the contents of Privateers codpiece.

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Originally Posted by Gargamel

Winner!

Good grief, if that's what the winner gets I'd sure hate to be second runner-up.

Takeda Shingen · 12-09-10, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Good grief, if that's what the winner gets I'd sure hate to be second runner-up.

Second runner up gets a date with Destiny. Literally.

frau kaleun · 12-09-10, 10:39 AM

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Second runner up gets a date with Destiny. Literally.

They'll have to take some Solace in that, I guess.

Growler · 12-09-10, 10:55 AM

*sigh*

She'll be here all week, folks. Tip your waitresses.

HunterICX · 12-09-10, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

They'll have to take some Solace in that, I guess.

Pssst..Frau you might want to tie your solace

HunterICX

Herr-Berbunch · 12-09-10, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

Pssst..Frau you might want to tie your solace

HunterICX

That joke was solacey

HunterICX · 12-09-10, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

That joke was solacey

I guess it is my destiny to be solacy

HunterICX

12-08-10, 10:27 AM	#77
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	I somehow missed this thread. I read all of Platapus' OP in my mind in Kennedy's voice. It was brilliant. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

12-08-10, 10:33 AM	#78
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,305 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Please give me back the 4 minutes of my life I used in the reading of this thread. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-09-10, 10:55 AM	#87
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	sigh She'll be here all week, folks. Tip your waitresses. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.