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Old 12-08-10, 04:50 PM   #1
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The wombat is a lie!
No, the cake is a lie!
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Old 12-08-10, 04:56 PM   #2
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But what happens if we're at an even age ?
At an even age you're allowed to shag underage pandas in school uniforms - who speak German and Spanish

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No, the cake is a lie!
No, the wombat that ate the cake is a lie!
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Old 12-08-10, 04:56 PM   #3
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But what if I want semi-Lithuanian speaking pandas?
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Old 12-08-10, 05:04 PM   #4
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Frau K, would you please hit this miscreant over the head with an angry wombat?
Et tu, DarkFish? You too fell for the gruesome lies that the Frau utters? I thought I would get you with the voting rights? Remember, us who live in the third world don't have the privlilege to vote.
(In, before they power gets cut off again and we have to praise our communistic leaders)

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But what if I want semi-Lithuanian speaking pandas?
Well, as a forum administrator I have just set up a board for this special purpose. But beware: this species is extremely emotional!
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Old 12-08-10, 05:07 PM   #5
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Could I possibly exchange my emotionally unstable uniform wearing panda for a more stable individualistic panda?

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I never thought it was possible to be emotionally scarred by someone half a world away
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Old 12-08-10, 05:30 PM   #6
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Ha, you can't scare me with your toothpick-swinging samurai!

I am the great Führer of my own party!
Party members: attack!
Party members....?
Par..pa...pa...PAPS, MOM there is this scary woman from the internet who wants to cut off my balls!
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Old 12-08-10, 05:35 PM   #7
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This thread should come with a "CAUTION Flying Testicle" warning. People need to know these things to avoid PTDS.*

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Old 12-08-10, 05:48 PM   #8
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Eh, I chose the 6th option,
view the results and run away.
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Old 12-08-10, 05:49 PM   #9
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Remember, don't look directly AT it. God know's a flying testicle can and WILL blind you
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No, the wombat that ate the cake is a lie!
Indeed true because there is no spoon for it to eat it with...
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