My wife is being unreasonable. Need advice - Page 2

TarJak · 12-01-10, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

If none of those suggestions work... you should spank her!

But then again, she may like that!

< SWAPISHHHH!!!! Who's yer Kapitan babeh!?! Who's yer Kapitan??? SWAPISHHH!!! >

< Why YOU ARE my Kapitan! You are my love!!! Smoochie! SMOOCHEH!!! >

You're in for a shock now you are married.

irish1958 · 12-01-10, 09:40 AM

Telemon
Good news. I have found the perfect Christmas gift for her although it is quite expensive.

A pink ladies nine piece tool set with a cute vinyl case for $9.99 (USD)

I know this is a lot to spend but she deserves it.

As a side effect, she will now leave your tools alone (pun intended).

frau kaleun · 12-01-10, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by irish1958

A pink ladies nine piece tool set with a cute vinyl case for $9.99 (USD)

Is it Stanley? Is it Craftsman? If not, DO NOT WANT!

My daddy taught me to buy Stanley or Craftsman, so I buy Stanley cuz for Craftsman I'd have to go to Sears (yuck). Yes I know there are other quality brands of tools around but I'm not talking major power tools here, just your basic screwdrivers/wrenches/hammers/etc.

What I would suggest is this:

1. Put your u-boat in a box.
2. Make her open that box.
3. ????
4. Profit!

Jimbuna · 12-01-10, 10:55 AM

Better still....take her back to the mother-in-law and confine her to 'house arrest'...problem solved

12-01-10, 02:45 PM

Turn one room into the radio room and let her chat with friends using the "communications gear" all day. Enigma machine is optional, as she isn't likely to say anything classified, and the enemy may stop listening in altogether after a short time.

Jimbuna · 12-01-10, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Hans Uberman

Turn one room into the radio room and let her chat with friends using the "communications gear" all day. Enigma machine is optional, as she isn't likely to say anything classified, and the enemy may stop listening in altogether after a short time.

LOL

Arael · 12-01-10, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Telemon

How can I convince her that we submariners take our game seriously?

Well, for starters it ain't February yet. Unless you make sure you start your patrols on the exact date that the patrol starts in-game, you're just a poser. Us REAL diehards even wait years before playing so the day of the week lines up. I've lost quite a few jobs over it, but it does make immersion that much better. I've even set up a small metal shed in my backyard that I set my computer up in. It's dank, humid, freaking cold in the winter, but by god I'm living the experience.

GT182 · 12-02-10, 08:26 PM

Better yet... get her a computer and get her playing SHIII. Then you can toss freezing water on each other, play SHIII. Then you'll have a perfectly good reason to warm up together after you "save" for the night, under those red lights you both installed.

Kinky?

Yes.

frau kaleun · 12-02-10, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GT182

Better yet... get her a computer and get her playing SHIII. Then you can toss freezing water on each other, play SHIII. Then you'll have a perfectly good reason to warm up together after you "save" for the night, under those red lights you both installed.

Kinky?

Yes.

I am intrigued by your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

12-02-10, 08:46 PM

So, since she would be pretending to be a Man in Game,
does that carry over?

NEVER MIND!
I don't want to know!!!

frau kaleun · 12-02-10, 09:47 PM

Don't ask, don't tell.

danzig70 · 12-03-10, 01:55 PM

You could have her girlfriends over and be a Multi-Playa.

Herr-Berbunch · 12-03-10, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by danzig70

You could have her girlfriends over and be a Multi-Playa.

Dude! Did you not read Privateer's post?

Jimbuna · 12-05-10, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

So, since she would be pretending to be a Man in Game,
does that carry over?

NEVER MIND!
I don't want to know!!!

ROFLMAO...Deja Vu

Canovaro · 12-09-10, 01:44 PM

Funniest thread ever

Subsimming and women, it's always a bad combo.

12-01-10, 09:40 AM	#17
irish1958 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Carmel, Indiana Posts: 3,250 Downloads: 320 Uploads: 11	Telemon Good news. I have found the perfect Christmas gift for her although it is quite expensive. A pink ladies nine piece tool set with a cute vinyl case for $9.99 (USD) I know this is a lot to spend but she deserves it. As a side effect, she will now leave your tools alone (pun intended). __________________ Irish1958

12-01-10, 10:55 AM	#19
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Better still....take her back to the mother-in-law and confine her to 'house arrest'...problem solved __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-02-10, 08:26 PM	#23
GT182 Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Castle of Delaware Posts: 3,231 Downloads: 658 Uploads: 0	Better yet... get her a computer and get her playing SHIII. Then you can toss freezing water on each other, play SHIII. Then you'll have a perfectly good reason to warm up together after you "save" for the night, under those red lights you both installed. Kinky? Yes. __________________ Gary No Borders, No Language, No Culture =s No Country I'm a Deplorable, and proud of it.

12-03-10, 01:55 PM	#27
danzig70 Planesman Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Phoenix Arizona Posts: 195 Downloads: 290 Uploads: 0	You could have her girlfriends over and be a Multi-Playa. __________________

12-01-10, 02:45 PM	#20
Hans Uberman Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Turn one room into the radio room and let her chat with friends using the "communications gear" all day. Enigma machine is optional, as she isn't likely to say anything classified, and the enemy may stop listening in altogether after a short time.

12-02-10, 08:46 PM	#25
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	So, since she would be pretending to be a Man in Game, does that carry over? NEVER MIND! I don't want to know!!!

12-02-10, 09:47 PM	#26
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Don't ask, don't tell.

12-09-10, 01:44 PM	#30
Canovaro Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,062 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	Funniest thread ever Subsimming and women, it's always a bad combo.