Urban survival: How to defend against psychopaths

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by NeonSamurai

1 Glibness/superficial charm

Not superficial - I AM charming

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2 Grandiose sense of self-worth

Not grandiose at all, just as long as it's about ME

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3 Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom

C'mon, why is this list so damn long?

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4 Pathological lying

Bernard did it!

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5 Cunning/manipulative

Herr Kaluen, it was Bernard, why don't you let him have permanent shore leave?

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6 Lack of remorse or guilt

Ha, ha, Bernard's on permanent shore leave

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7 Shallow affect [i.e. superficial experience and expression of emotions]

Oh dear, Bernard, that is so sad.

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8 Callous/lack of empathy

In your face, Bernard!

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9 Parasitic lifestyle

Hey, Bernard has left these photos of his wife!

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10 Poor behavioural controls

I'm sorry Herr Kaluen, I will not use those pics in that manner whilst onboard again

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11 Promiscuous sexual behaviour

If only...

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12 Early behaviour problems

Goosed the nanny.

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13 Lack of realistic long-term goals

I will finish SHIII in 1945 as the victor

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14 Impulsivity

Responding to this post.

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15 Irresponsibility

Responding to this post instead of working.

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16 Failure to accept responsibility for own actions

I've told you, Bernard did it!

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17 Many short term marital relationships

Just the one, and that seems like it's lasting forever!

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18 Juvenile delinquency

Shooting up the light ships?

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19 Revocation of conditional release

I'm back (or here's Johnny)

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20 Criminal versatility

Parking fines AND speeding ticket in one day.

19/20 Correct - Do I win a prize