Dont touch my junk - Page 2

11-16-10, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Time to make lemonade....

The new selling point for the next subsim meet:

Fly to the US, get a free hand job!

Handy-J is the PC.

nikimcbee · 11-16-10, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Third Man

Handy-J is the PC.

So that's what kids are calling it these days...

GoldenRivet · 11-16-10, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

If this means, when I fly, that I'll be safe, and my family will be safe, then I'll have that hot girl over there do the screening

In all my years in aviation i have not seen her anywhere.

nikimcbee · 11-16-10, 03:09 PM

I'm just thinking of all of the fun you could have with this.

"So when you're done, do I need to tip?"

"sorry, I left all of my dollar bills at home."

"When you're done, do I get to touch you?"

moan while they frisk you.

If you had a child with you, you could perform a citizens arrest for child pornography, after the scan.

I see a new episode of Bruno coming...
Bruno II: Day at the airports.

August · 11-16-10, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tater

If the BAGS cannot be secure, then why can't terrorists simply sneak bombs in THERE?

They did just that Lockerbie Pan Am bombing.

11-16-10, 03:18 PM

moan while they frisk you.
My favorite.

TLAM Strike · 11-16-10, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tater

If the BAGS cannot be secure, then why can't terrorists simply sneak bombs in THERE?

Honestly I'm surprised they don't just stop and the end of the runway just outside the fence with a van and two guys with automatic weapons then just shoot at the jets as they take off.

11-16-10, 03:29 PM

Truthfully. Profiling and questioning would be more effective, both as a deterent and a point defense than this BS. Frankfurt - Main does it.

Jimbuna · 11-16-10, 03:34 PM

The Israelis are probably the best in the world with those techniques....it has worked pretty well for them.

11-16-10, 03:37 PM

I'd rather be profiled and questioned than groped.

the_tyrant · 11-16-10, 03:40 PM

this is obviously there to make themselves seem competent
and to make (stupid) people feel secure

11-16-10, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

this is obviously there to make themselves seem competent
and to make (stupid) people feel secure

Amen brother.

tater · 11-16-10, 03:44 PM

This is like metal detectors in schools (another idiotic over reaction).

Someone is about to board a plane with a bomb. If the bomb is detected... they blow it up. If they are detected... they blow it up.

Oddly, they are encouraging carry on baggage instead of checked. Why not vastly limit carry-on bags, and scan those, and have huge restrictions (nothing bigger than a large purse or small laptop case) on what can be aboard.

Check everything else, and scan the crap out of it, AND run it past a sniffer.

That combined with locked cockpits eliminates almost all threats.

nikimcbee · 11-16-10, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

The Israelis are probably the best in the world with those techniques....it has worked pretty well for them.

Too Jewish, need something more secular.

tater · 11-16-10, 05:46 PM

If I see Janet at Christmas I'll ask her about it, you can be sure.

11-16-10, 03:09 PM	#19
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I'm just thinking of all of the fun you could have with this. "So when you're done, do I need to tip?" "sorry, I left all of my dollar bills at home." "When you're done, do I get to touch you?" moan while they frisk you. If you had a child with you, you could perform a citizens arrest for child pornography, after the scan. I see a new episode of Bruno coming... Bruno II: Day at the airports. __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Israelis are probably the best in the world with those techniques....it has worked pretty well for them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-16-10, 03:18 PM	#21
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	moan while they frisk you. My favorite.

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The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Truthfully. Profiling and questioning would be more effective, both as a deterent and a point defense than this BS. Frankfurt - Main does it.

11-16-10, 03:37 PM	#25
The Third Man Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I'd rather be profiled and questioned than groped.

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the_tyrant Admiral Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 2,272 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	this is obviously there to make themselves seem competent and to make (stupid) people feel secure

11-16-10, 03:44 PM	#28
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	This is like metal detectors in schools (another idiotic over reaction). Someone is about to board a plane with a bomb. If the bomb is detected... they blow it up. If they are detected... they blow it up. Oddly, they are encouraging carry on baggage instead of checked. Why not vastly limit carry-on bags, and scan those, and have huge restrictions (nothing bigger than a large purse or small laptop case) on what can be aboard. Check everything else, and scan the crap out of it, AND run it past a sniffer. That combined with locked cockpits eliminates almost all threats.

11-16-10, 05:46 PM	#30
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	If I see Janet at Christmas I'll ask her about it, you can be sure.