Missing (BALZ) - Page 2

papa_smurf · 11-11-10, 07:05 AM

Hows Balz going to explain this to Doenitz when/if he gets back to Germany

Jimbuna · 11-11-10, 11:43 AM

Sounds to me like someone made a 'Balz up'

Schöneboom · 11-11-10, 09:09 PM

I sense an idea for a sitcom: "Balz's Island"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."

papa_smurf · 11-12-10, 05:50 AM

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I sense an idea for a sitcom: "Balz's Island"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."

And each episode ends with the line...."BERNARRRD!!!!

Rhodes · 11-12-10, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Schöneboom

I sense an idea for a sitcom: "Balz's Island"

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."

Zee Boat Zee Boatttt!

Missing Name · 11-12-10, 08:00 AM

Eat Bernard and they might find a way off of the island.

Herr-Berbunch · 11-12-10, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Missing Name

Eat Bernard and they might find a way off of the island.

Zombie thread is somewhere else...

frau kaleun · 11-12-10, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Schöneboom

"Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..."

...That started from a Gallic port
Aboard a tiny ship.

The mates were mighty sailin' men
The skipper brave and sure
But the IWO was named Bernard -
A disease that has no cure
A disease that has no cure

The Tommies started playing rough
A load of bombs they tossed
They missed Bernard - now that's a shame
The u-boat could be lost
The u-boat could be lost

The ship's aground on the shore of this
Uncharted tropic isle
With young Bernard
The skipper too
His forty thieves
And hoochie girls
The skipper said
"My tea co-zees, if you please -
I'll call this Balz's Isle."

So this is the tale of our castaways
They're here 'til who knows when
They'll have to wait 'til Brag shows up
To bring things to an end

The sailors and their skipper too
Will do their very best
To lose Bernard in the jungle there
Right near a hornet's nest

No food, no schnapps, no Frau Kaleun
Poor Balzie has a sad
But if they could just shake Bernard
It wouldn't be too bad

So join us here on Subsim, friends
You're sure to get a smile
From our hoochie woochie castaways
Here on Balz's Isle!

Jimbuna · 11-12-10, 09:52 AM

The artists work
Was all in vain
Sh!thouse Poet
Strikes again!!

frau kaleun · 11-12-10, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

The artists work
Was all in vain
Sh!thouse Poet
Strikes again!!

First thing this morning I log in and read the new posts in this thread... and get that stupid tune stuck in my head. REVENGE IS SWEET.

Jimbuna · 11-12-10, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

First thing this morning I log in and read the new posts in this thread... and get that stupid tune stuck in my head. REVENGE IS SWEET.

What tune?

frau kaleun · 11-12-10, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

What tune?

Jimbuna · 11-12-10, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Ah right...that is going back a few years

Draka · 11-12-10, 03:37 PM

A FEW??!!??

Rhodes · 11-12-10, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Draka

A FEW??!!??

Time is relative!

11-11-10, 07:05 AM	#16
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Hows Balz going to explain this to Doenitz when/if he gets back to Germany __________________

11-11-10, 11:43 AM	#17
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sounds to me like someone made a 'Balz up' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-11-10, 09:09 PM	#18
Schöneboom Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 651 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	I sense an idea for a sitcom: "Balz's Island" "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip..." __________________ Dietrich Schöneboom, U-431 "Es wird klappen, Herr Kaleun. Ganz sicher."

11-12-10, 08:00 AM	#21
Missing Name Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Westun New Yahk Posts: 748 Downloads: 131 Uploads: 0	Eat Bernard and they might find a way off of the island. __________________ Largest target sunk with deck gun: Japanese auxiliary cruiser, 15000 tons Largest engaged: HMS Nelson. Results inconclusive. Read Brag's stuff

11-12-10, 09:52 AM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The artists work Was all in vain Sh!thouse Poet Strikes again!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-12-10, 03:37 PM	#29
Draka Lieutenant Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 256 Downloads: 322 Uploads: 0	A FEW??!!??