Ok how much do you measure and weigh?

[Castout]

Originally Posted by JU_88

Ill have you know Misses Ju_88 just read the above over my shoulder and she was not impressed (I wont repeat her exact words in case I get brigged )

To be fair to her and women in general though, that is a bit of a one sided theory mate.
You just might want to run that one past a few modern women too see what they think of it.... and dont be too surprised if many of them want to hang you from nearest lampost (metaphorically speaking)

And any women who gets offended by that remark will be my kind of women . Too many women I know who follow a strict regime of diet only to look unhealthy and too skinny, my own sister included she's just too thin imo and she's been holding on eating to the extent being rather ridiculous and unhealthy. Too many women putting their self worth only for the notion of being sexy or sexually appealing to men. Too many women put on revealing clothes or sexy short or wearing other inconvenience just wanting to be thought sexy as if that would put them above the other women.

Too few women knows how to be crazily attractive without showing body parts . . .

Too few women realize they don't have to conform to some men's perspective on women.
Heck some men would love if all women would just put on bikini when going shopping but it doesn't mean putting on bikini while shopping is cool even if some of those men have a big wallet or can influence the entertainment media. Women are not meant for men viewing pleasure and many should stop allowing themselves being exploited by the media and to start thinking critically even if it's still mainly a man's world!

Being less than a lady or cheap benefits only unfaithful and shallow men and put the women at disadvantage and a loss. How one treats herself or himself is how one's going to be treated.

Edit: I think I hit Frau's nerve too when I wrote something similar . . . .

[TFatseas]

Down to 185 from 230 last July.

6ft tall.

Getting in Army shape.

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by Castout

Looking real good from the numbers. Must be in prime fitness condition I assume. Must say I'm impressed. Good job on taking care your body.

I've become a real exercise fiend. I'm pretty into cycling, and I ride an average of twenty miles per day, four days a week. I hit the weights on off days, and still train regularly at the dojo. For my diet, I've cut out meats, processed foods and sweets, and I've never felt better in my life.

[Castout]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

I've become a real exercise fiend. I'm pretty into cycling, and I ride an average of twenty miles per day, four days a week. I hit the weights on off days, and still train regularly at the dojo. For my diet, I've cut out meats, processed foods and sweets, and I've never felt better in my life.

Damn!

[d@rk51d3]

Originally Posted by Platapus

I don't like giving my weight in Stone, I prefer Talents

I weigh 6.3 Talents and that makes me sound oh so much slimmer.

So you're not completely talentless.

[August]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

I've become a real exercise fiend. I'm pretty into cycling, and I ride an average of twenty miles per day, four days a week. I hit the weights on off days, and still train regularly at the dojo. For my diet, I've cut out meats, processed foods and sweets, and I've never felt better in my life.

Where do you find the time to do all that?

[Takeda Shingen]

Originally Posted by August

Where do you find the time to do all that?

I ride to and from work three days a week (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday), and take a long ride on Saturdays. The weights are in my basement with a stationary bike I use in cold weather.

[Ducimus]

Ok how much do you measure and weigh?

5 foot, 10 inch's, at 197 pounds. 192 if a jumped up on the scale in my birthday suit.

[krashkart]

Somewhere under six foot. Weight undetermined (no scale and I have an aversion to doctor's offices).

[Gerald]

Which means that I have,binoculars for a look down on you,

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Perfect weight and measurement

Ditto, who wants to know

[UnderseaLcpl]

Though there is no acknowledged standard of weights and measures when it comes to amphibious ass-kickery, I tip the scales at just over 210 lbs of manly Marine meat, all of which is crammed into an attractive and convenient package measuring just over 73" in height.

However, my actual weight and height varies greatly depending upon the circumstance. For instance, when I am in possesion of a belt-fed weapon or a good woman, my height nearly doubles to 10 feet or so and my body becomes impervious to bullets, indicating a tremendous increase in mass, particularly in the genital region. I've never been in posession of both at the same time, but mathematical models indicate that my body would have to be measured in some kind of as-yet undetermined quantifier, which I have tenatively dubbed the "Norris". My calculations indicate that, should I be in possession of a belt-fed weapon and a good woman at the same time, I would measure at just under .050 Norrises, which is equivalent to the left half of Chuck Norris' beard.

Weight varies depending upon the quantity of alcohol I have imbibed, and is a bit trickier to calculate. At zero-consumption level I mass a fairly reasonable 95.5 kilos. However, studies of females indicate that in the presence of small doses of alcohol, their mass drops by a good 5-10 kilos, and they exert less effort in moving otherwise weighty appendages, such as the breasts or legs. Whether or not this holds true for males like myself remains to be seen, but early test results indicate that small quantities of alcohol reduce the mass of males enough to perform otherwise idiotic physical stunts, thus indicating an appreciable reduction in mass and/or an increase in muscle density.

When larger quantities are imbibed, the mass of males and females alike seems to increase to the point where they are rendered immobile by gravity, often to the point of losing consciousness, suggesting that alcohol can increase body mass by a factor of 6 to 9, or above. Again, we lack a sufficient standard of measurement for this wild fluctuation of mass, and yet again, I have developed a tenative unit of measurement to quantify it, which I call the "Oprah". I'm still working on the equation, but I am convinced that I am heading in the right direction.

[krashkart]

*applause*

[UnderseaLcpl]

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here for thirty minutes or so. Goodnight, subsimmers!

[Jimbuna]

Goodnight James erm I meant Adonis