Any Campers out there?

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by AdeptCharge

in view of the fact you are back tracking might I suggest that in future such remarks are couched in more explicit terms being free of any ambiguity that is in as much as the forest to the new stated outhouse. A degree of ambiguity is prevalent. Laws are laws.

backtracking isn't a problem, I cover all the pits with the dug-out material

[AdeptCharge]

Originally Posted by Betonov

backtracking isn't a problem, I cover all the pits with the dug-out material

Then lets backtrack to post 17, the bounds of your domicile outhouse which was not specified have been violated by unauthorised a-hem intruders to wit : Mushroom pickers. I fail to see said apparatus to wit : Shovel, being stated. Now I do believe my priorities are to leave this thread, no more further posting, rules must be acknowledged.

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by AdeptCharge

Then lets backtrack to post 17, the bounds of your domicile outhouse which was not specified have been violated by unauthorised a-hem intruders to wit : Mushroom pickers. I fail to see said apparatus to wit : Shovel, being stated. Now I do believe my priorities are to leave this thread, no more further posting, rules must be acknowledged.

To put your fears to rest sir, The non-structured use of pit-toilets is in the 21st paragraf of the slovenian recreational forrest use act of 1997 and clearly sais, that one may use a forrest ground for essential workings of nature, if the user burries the excrement at least 30cm deep and burries it afterwards. 22nd paragraf of the slovenian recreational forrest use act of 1997 clearly states, that any person, that is in use of a open pit toilet has a 5m radius of non-interference space. If that space is violated by an anmial or human, the person in use has the right to drive of the intruder with the shovel, which is itself a compulsory camping equpment stated in the 2nd paragraf, 15th line of the slovenian recreational forrest use act of 1997. Furthermore, the construction of an outhouse, as stated in the slovenian housing laws, section 13, paragraph 8, does not require neither a permit nor zoning, under the condition that it is at least 5km from the nearest setlement and no less than 500m from the nearest existing outhouse. There are no laws stating, what kind a toillet paper one has to use

[antikristuseke]

Toilet paper? You can just keep writing 111 on the wall

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Toilet paper? You can just keep writing 111 on the wall

explain please, I'm a bit lost here

[antikristuseke]

Wipe arse with three fingers, wipe on wall, result 111.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Wipe arse with three fingers, wipe on wall, result 111.

If ever we should meet in person, remind me not to shake your hand.

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Wipe arse with three fingers, wipe on wall, result 111.

Oooooh, good one. In our parts we duck behind a smal birch or pine, no higher than half a meter and when were done we just walk in a slightly prone position over the tree and it does the job. We only have to check it for spiders first and mark it afterwards so we dont use it again, ever

[JokerOfFate]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Toilet paper? You can just keep writing 111 on the wall

Dude! You could always use a pinecone

[yubba]

Just remember what poison ivy looks like or you will wish you can fine a pine cone.