Epic Poems Thread

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 06:43 PM

I went on a limerick-writing binge once...

A Welshman who hails from Prestatyn
Has a wife who loves classical Latin.
He dresses, to please her,
As Julius Caesar
But he'd rather be General Patton.

"Scotch whisky's the finest on earth,"
Claimed a clansman of Highlander birth.
He came down from the north
To the mouth of the Forth
Just to belt back a fifth on the Firth.

A criminal youngster in Gloucester
Chased a woman and tried to accoucester.
But when she was caught, he
Found she knew karate.
It was then that he wished that he'd loucester.

A couple from Little Rock, Ark
Thought their romance could use a new spark.
But they lit such a fire
That instead of desire
They kindled a national park.

10-14-10, 06:43 PM	#13
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I went on a limerick-writing binge once... A Welshman who hails from Prestatyn Has a wife who loves classical Latin. He dresses, to please her, As Julius Caesar But he'd rather be General Patton. "Scotch whisky's the finest on earth," Claimed a clansman of Highlander birth. He came down from the north To the mouth of the Forth Just to belt back a fifth on the Firth. A criminal youngster in Gloucester Chased a woman and tried to accoucester. But when she was caught, he Found she knew karate. It was then that he wished that he'd loucester. A couple from Little Rock, Ark Thought their romance could use a new spark. But they lit such a fire That instead of desire They kindled a national park.