Epic Poems Thread

DarkFish · 10-14-10, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't

Violets are blue
Roses are red
The Poetry Monster will come for you
If you continue rhyming like that

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 05:02 PM

Yesterday upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I think he's with the CIA.

The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating peanuts by the peck.
His father called, he would not go
Because he loved those peanuts so.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy.
When Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his 'air
He wasn't Fuzzy, was 'e?

Garion · 10-14-10, 05:46 PM

A poem in Scots dialect

On a hill there stood a coo
it must be awa as its no there noo.

and

There once was a Fairy Called Nuff
Fairy Nuff.

and

Spring has spring
The grass is riz
I wonder where da boidys iz

Dey say da boids are on da wing
But thats obsoid
As the wings are on da boid.

Cheers

Garion

PS a coo is a cow

antikristuseke · 10-14-10, 06:00 PM

Bad poetry, oh noetry!

krashkart · 10-14-10, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Bad poetry, oh noetry!

At one time I had three or four notebooks full of bad poetry. Maybe not bad thing they were lost to Father Time.

frau kaleun · 10-14-10, 06:43 PM

I went on a limerick-writing binge once...

A Welshman who hails from Prestatyn
Has a wife who loves classical Latin.
He dresses, to please her,
As Julius Caesar
But he'd rather be General Patton.

"Scotch whisky's the finest on earth,"
Claimed a clansman of Highlander birth.
He came down from the north
To the mouth of the Forth
Just to belt back a fifth on the Firth.

A criminal youngster in Gloucester
Chased a woman and tried to accoucester.
But when she was caught, he
Found she knew karate.
It was then that he wished that he'd loucester.

A couple from Little Rock, Ark
Thought their romance could use a new spark.
But they lit such a fire
That instead of desire
They kindled a national park.

Sailor Steve · 10-14-10, 11:20 PM

You once said don't get you started with limericks. I can see why now...

Those are brilliant!

10-14-10, 11:20 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You once said don't get you started with limericks. I can see why now... Those are brilliant! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

10-14-10, 05:02 PM	#2
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Yesterday upon the stair I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I think he's with the CIA. The boy stood on the burning deck Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called, he would not go Because he loved those peanuts so. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, A bear was Fuzzy Wuzzy. When Fuzzy Wuzzy lost his 'air He wasn't Fuzzy, was 'e?

10-14-10, 05:46 PM	#3
Garion Commander Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Scotland Posts: 452 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	A poem in Scots dialect On a hill there stood a coo it must be awa as its no there noo. and There once was a Fairy Called Nuff Fairy Nuff. and Spring has spring The grass is riz I wonder where da boidys iz Dey say da boids are on da wing But thats obsoid As the wings are on da boid. Cheers Garion PS a coo is a cow

10-14-10, 06:00 PM	#4
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Bad poetry, oh noetry!

10-14-10, 06:43 PM	#6
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I went on a limerick-writing binge once... A Welshman who hails from Prestatyn Has a wife who loves classical Latin. He dresses, to please her, As Julius Caesar But he'd rather be General Patton. "Scotch whisky's the finest on earth," Claimed a clansman of Highlander birth. He came down from the north To the mouth of the Forth Just to belt back a fifth on the Firth. A criminal youngster in Gloucester Chased a woman and tried to accoucester. But when she was caught, he Found she knew karate. It was then that he wished that he'd loucester. A couple from Little Rock, Ark Thought their romance could use a new spark. But they lit such a fire That instead of desire They kindled a national park.