Who wrote these?!

JokerOfFate · 09-17-10, 07:26 PM

Ok, a friend of mine has a bookself full of Military manuals so I was reading some to kill some time here is some fun stuff I found.

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

Wow, what were they on when they wrote these.
Now lets end it with
"Incoming fire has the right of way" always smart. I'll see what else I can find

Gerald · 09-17-10, 07:31 PM

Do a search on the web, you'll probably reply to your questions

Ducimus · 09-17-10, 07:38 PM

Yeah there's a ton of those.

edit: Ill add one.

Friendly fire, isn't.

JokerOfFate · 09-17-10, 07:50 PM

lol found something else

"The MGM-52 Lance for those of you who never met one is a medium range nuclear missile."

Next time I meet one I'll shake its hand. (Med range Nuke?!

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JokerOfFate · 09-17-10, 07:52 PM

P.S. Worked out what I'd like on my tomb stone
"Born free...Taxed to death"

JokerOfFate · 09-17-10, 07:54 PM

"Don't pee into the wind, the Captain may be standing behind you."
lol I think it's the Navy but this place is a mess.

krashkart · 09-17-10, 07:42 PM

I remember seeing some of those lines printed on a card or poster some years back. Another poster was the "Murphy's Law of Combat", or something like that.

antikristuseke · 09-17-10, 07:50 PM

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

09-17-10, 07:26 PM	#1
JokerOfFate Sonar Guy Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 387 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	Who wrote these?! Ok, a friend of mine has a bookself full of Military manuals so I was reading some to kill some time here is some fun stuff I found. "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." "If the enemy is in range, so are you." Wow, what were they on when they wrote these. Now lets end it with "Incoming fire has the right of way" always smart. I'll see what else I can find

09-17-10, 07:31 PM	#2
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Do a search on the web, you'll probably reply to your questions __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

09-17-10, 07:50 PM	#4
JokerOfFate Sonar Guy Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 387 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	lol found something else "The MGM-52 Lance for those of you who never met one is a medium range nuclear missile." Next time I meet one I'll shake its hand. (Med range Nuke?!)

09-17-10, 07:38 PM	#3
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Yeah there's a ton of those. edit: Ill add one. Friendly fire, isn't.

09-17-10, 07:52 PM	#5
JokerOfFate Sonar Guy Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 387 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	P.S. Worked out what I'd like on my tomb stone "Born free...Taxed to death"

09-17-10, 07:54 PM	#6
JokerOfFate Sonar Guy Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 387 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	"Don't pee into the wind, the Captain may be standing behind you." lol I think it's the Navy but this place is a mess.

09-17-10, 07:42 PM	#7
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	I remember seeing some of those lines printed on a card or poster some years back. Another poster was the "Murphy's Law of Combat", or something like that.

09-17-10, 07:50 PM	#8
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.