You Park Like An Idiot

frau kaleun · 09-15-10, 09:02 AM

There is someone who works at the office next door to mine who simply cannot pull his/her car into a parking space at the proper angle. This person used to own a biga$$ Caddy, now it's some kind of ginormous SUV.

The parking spaces in our shared lot are spacious enough to allow either vehicle to pull in straight and be completely within all the painted lines but this doofus just doesn't care. Every single time either the front or back end of the vehicle has one wheel/corner over the line into the next space because this person just pulls in at any old angle and then leaves it there. Sometimes a front corner is jutting into one adjoining space and a back corner is jutting into the space on the other side.

Considering that the lot is essentially empty when he/she arrives in the morning, there really is no excuse. It's not like some other vehicle is making it impossible or difficult to maneuver the thing properly into the space.

It's all I can do not to key the thing on my way past every day. What I'd really like to do is get someone else to pull straight into one of the adjoining spaces, as close to the offending portion of the vehicle as possible without hitting it. Then I'd pull into the space on the other side, doing the same to the opposite "corner" of the car. Thus making it impossible for this moron to go either forward or back without hitting one of us. So far it hasn't happened, but I can dream.

09-15-10, 09:02 AM	#21
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	There is someone who works at the office next door to mine who simply cannot pull his/her car into a parking space at the proper angle. This person used to own a biga$$ Caddy, now it's some kind of ginormous SUV. The parking spaces in our shared lot are spacious enough to allow either vehicle to pull in straight and be completely within all the painted lines but this doofus just doesn't care. Every single time either the front or back end of the vehicle has one wheel/corner over the line into the next space because this person just pulls in at any old angle and then leaves it there. Sometimes a front corner is jutting into one adjoining space and a back corner is jutting into the space on the other side. Considering that the lot is essentially empty when he/she arrives in the morning, there really is no excuse. It's not like some other vehicle is making it impossible or difficult to maneuver the thing properly into the space. It's all I can do not to key the thing on my way past every day. What I'd really like to do is get someone else to pull straight into one of the adjoining spaces, as close to the offending portion of the vehicle as possible without hitting it. Then I'd pull into the space on the other side, doing the same to the opposite "corner" of the car. Thus making it impossible for this moron to go either forward or back without hitting one of us. So far it hasn't happened, but I can dream.