I just might swing at Nuremberg for this...

Tessa · 09-14-10, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by stoneys-nutz

Sounds more like Black Adder and Bawdrick on the bridge of that sub.
Did he fall or was he pushed ?. RIP Bernard.
The best (and funniest) story i have read in a long time.

Rofl, reminds me of the old skool movie Top Secret (old Val Kilmer Movie, cover is a picture of a cow wearing german officer boots) where a Sergeant walks in to talk to her kommandant to inform him how the interogations are going, "not well, should I break out the Leroy Nemon painting?" "NO, we can't risk violating the Geneva convention!" replies the kommandant.

papa_smurf · 09-14-10, 04:23 AM

Well written, i'm sure Brag will enjoy it

Sailor Steve · 09-14-10, 10:15 AM

You only think Bernard was washed overboard. Actually he's asleep in the aft torpedo tube.

He can't be gotten rid of. Ever.

frau kaleun · 09-14-10, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

He can't be gotten rid of. Ever.

timmy41 · 09-14-10, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

*bernard comic*

LMAO!

Jimbuna · 09-14-10, 02:28 PM

Looks like you intercepted the shipment of cork that was regularly sent by the Dutch to help the war effort in Blighty.

JokerOfFate · 09-15-10, 07:31 AM

How does cork help the war effort?

What were the English fighting with pop guns?

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papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Well written, i'm sure Brag will enjoy it __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You only think Bernard was washed overboard. Actually he's asleep in the aft torpedo tube. He can't be gotten rid of. Ever. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Looks like you intercepted the shipment of cork that was regularly sent by the Dutch to help the war effort in Blighty. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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JokerOfFate Sonar Guy Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 387 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	How does cork help the war effort? What were the English fighting with pop guns?