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[TLAM Strike]

^ See Marines know how it done.

[SteamWake]

Whatever you do just be sure to put the lid down.. not both lids just the one ...

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

^ See Marines know how it done.

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again.

Naw Marines know to leave it on the tank because if they have to launch a counter attack with no warning they can grab a roll and go.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Naw Marines know to leave it on the tank because if they have to launch a counter attack with no warning they can grab a roll and go.

For an Army guy, you have a pretty good grasp of Marine psychology. I sleep with my boots on for the same reason.

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again.

Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons

Tucked jauntily behind one ear?

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Tucked jauntily behind one ear?

You got the "tucked" and behind" parts right.

Note to self: if you ever meet Sailor Steve in person, do not - repeat, DO NOT - shake hands.

Too late

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Too late

As I recall we didn't shake hands.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

You got the "tucked" and behind" parts right.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

For an Army guy, you have a pretty good grasp of Marine psychology. I sleep with my boots on for the same reason.

... ... when was I in the Army???

Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons

I assume like all marines: in their med kit.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

... ... when was I in the Army???

I just assumed you were. I thought Steve mentioned something about it.

I assume like all marines: in their med kit.

Those things the Corpsemen carry? I guess they are in the Navy, so it makes sense.

[frau kaleun]

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

I just assumed you were. I thought Steve mentioned something about it.

hmmmmm... ok... I guess Steve is losing his mind officially now...

Those things the Corpsemen carry? I guess they are in the Navy, so it makes sense.

I thought when they started sewing tourniquets in to the BDUs they gave everyone a basic med kit. But I guess they made the Navy guys keep them instead- Marines being unable to figure out grab tampon, insert in to bullet hole.