A cup of coffee

frau kaleun · 08-12-10, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Is it a bad thing that it made perfect sense to me?

You're a bass player. We'll cut you some slack.

Sailor Steve · 08-12-10, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

You're a bass player. We'll cut you some slack.

You study martial arts. I'll say only nice things about you, and stay far away.

frau kaleun · 08-12-10, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

You study martial arts. I'll say only nice things about you, and stay far away.

Don't be silly. I'm actually a very nice person.

Who knows how to hurt people.

Castout · 08-12-10, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Don't be silly. I'm actually a very nice person.

Who knows how to hurt people.

with words?! . . . . .show me some Kung Fu!

TLAM Strike · 08-12-10, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Castout

with words?! . . . . .show me some Kung Fu!

Pffftt! Kung Fu! Bah! More like Dung Fool!

Lets see:

Uniform: $50
Cost per month for classes: $100
Number of months needed for Black Belt: 30
Total Cost: $3,000
Effective range of Kung Fu: 1 meter

M91/30 Mosin-Nagant Bolt Action Sniper Rifle: $160 +S@H
Cost of training: negligible, its so simple an illiterate peasant could use it.
Effective range of M91/30 with scope: 750 meters

krashkart · 08-13-10, 12:08 AM

Ha!

Sailor Steve · 08-13-10, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Uniform: $50
Cost per month for classes: $100
Number of months needed for Black Belt: 30
Total Cost: $3,000
Effective range of Kung Fu: 1 meter

M91/30 Mosin-Nagant Bolt Action Sniper Rifle: $160 +S@H
Cost of training: negligible, its so simple an illiterate peasant could use it.
Effective range of M91/30 with scope: 750 meters

Good point, in open country. In the living room?

frau kaleun · 08-13-10, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Good point, in open country. In the living room?

Colonel Mustard, with the lead pipe.

frau kaleun · 08-13-10, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Castout

with words?! . . . . .show me some Kung Fu!

I'm working on my telekinetic jiu-jitsu pretty much every day now, so if you find yourself "accidentally" losing your balance and falling on your face any time in the future just assume it's me.

TarJak · 08-13-10, 08:15 AM

Sounds to me like someone needs to have a nice cuppa and a lie down.

ajrimmer42 · 08-13-10, 01:42 PM

me likey tea

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Sounds to me like someone needs to have a nice cuppa and a lie down.