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frau kaleun · 08-03-10, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

The fault lies with he who denies having the fault, and it's definitely not me.

I believe the applicable rule here is

Jimbuna · 08-03-10, 08:21 AM

LOL

antikristuseke · 08-03-10, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

LOL

I know from experience, that gas mask and filter does **** all to help with that smell, iv even run inone of those bastards during basic training.

Jimbuna · 08-03-10, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I know from experience, that gas mask and filter does **** all to help with that smell, iv even run inone of those bastards during basic training.

Does this mean it's a picture of you after a haircut?

frau kaleun · 08-03-10, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Does this mean it's a picture of you after a haircut?

No, he just means that you shouldn't ever run an airhose from the facemask to yer own backside.

Live and learn!

antikristuseke · 08-03-10, 02:38 PM

No that picture is not me, but I got errr, reprimanded for my actions during basic and had to do latrine cleaning instead of sleeping the liutenant had left a particularly oversized and fragrant log clogging one of the porceline gods. The gas mask was not helpful in anything else than limiting my field of view. We were issued identical masks to that in the pic.

Trust me, you dont want to do a 100m dash carrying yourbattle budy who is "wounded" and then do 60 pushups while wearing that monstrosity.

frau kaleun · 08-03-10, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

I got errr, reprimanded for my actions during basic

Surely that's not possible!

TLAM Strike · 08-03-10, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

but I got errr, reprimanded for my actions during basic

I assume the daughter of a officer was involved in this story?

antikristuseke · 08-03-10, 03:00 PM

No, a disagreement with a fellow recruit with respect to him planing to go awol. There was a slight struggle, he fell, I tried to help him back up but the clumsy bugger broke his arm, haven't got a clue how that happened. My platoon commander thought I had crossed a line so got to clean the latrines for 3 nights in a row until you could see your reflection on every surface, even those that were not reflective.

frau kaleun · 08-03-10, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

until you could see your reflection on every surface, even those that were not reflective.

Well you know I've heard the phrase before but I always assumed it was just a metaphor...

antikristuseke · 08-03-10, 03:08 PM

Not in the armed forces it is not, officers are allways very literal minded. One of the thingssome of my other platoon mates fell for was asking for the right to smoke. In my native language there are a lot of ways to do this, but very few of those are literally correct, so once they asked if they could have a cigarette with a phrase that literaly means if they could pull a cigarete, so they got premission to pull a cigarette on a string through the barracs making train noises.

frau kaleun · 08-03-10, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

so once they asked if they could have a cigarette with a phrase that literaly means if they could pull a cigarete, so they got premission to pull a cigarette on a string through the barracs making train noises.

Yeah but... that's awesome.

Jimbuna · 08-03-10, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Trust me, you dont want to do a 100m dash carrying yourbattle budy who is "wounded" and then do 60 pushups while wearing that monstrosity.

No siree....I see myself more as officer material

antikristuseke · 08-03-10, 03:30 PM

Noone said that there is no sense of humour in the army. Some of the punishments dished out were hilarious.

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

No siree....I see myself more as officer material

All officers are bloody bastards! You should do well

frau kaleun · 08-03-10, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Noone said that there is no sense of humour in the army. Some of the punishments dished out were hilarious.

I train with a former Marine whose drill instructor (IIRC) used to make him step forward from the ranks and perform the "We represent the Lollipop Guild" song from The Wizard Of Oz. Complete with Munchkin voice, facial expressions, and little dance. Until he got it juuuuuuust right.

08-03-10, 08:21 AM	#77
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-03-10, 02:38 PM	#81
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	No that picture is not me, but I got errr, reprimanded for my actions during basic and had to do latrine cleaning instead of sleeping the liutenant had left a particularly oversized and fragrant log clogging one of the porceline gods. The gas mask was not helpful in anything else than limiting my field of view. We were issued identical masks to that in the pic. Trust me, you dont want to do a 100m dash carrying yourbattle budy who is "wounded" and then do 60 pushups while wearing that monstrosity.

08-03-10, 03:00 PM	#84
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	No, a disagreement with a fellow recruit with respect to him planing to go awol. There was a slight struggle, he fell, I tried to help him back up but the clumsy bugger broke his arm, haven't got a clue how that happened. My platoon commander thought I had crossed a line so got to clean the latrines for 3 nights in a row until you could see your reflection on every surface, even those that were not reflective.

08-03-10, 03:08 PM	#86
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Not in the armed forces it is not, officers are allways very literal minded. One of the thingssome of my other platoon mates fell for was asking for the right to smoke. In my native language there are a lot of ways to do this, but very few of those are literally correct, so once they asked if they could have a cigarette with a phrase that literaly means if they could pull a cigarete, so they got premission to pull a cigarette on a string through the barracs making train noises.