If the days of the week were class mates

[papa_smurf]

MONDAY: The grumpy, groggy, grouchy old SOB that spoils all the fun and that nobody likes. Monday is your jerk room mate. Its very hard to get along with Monday. Monday walks into your dorm room early in the morning and bangs trash can lids together in order to wake you up - rudely. Monday also does this because he gets a sadistic enjoyment out of seeing that startled look on your face at 6am. Did you run out of "your" sodas and lunch meat? its because Monday drank and ate all of it.