The Ugliest Web Site Of All Time - Page 2

Weiss Pinguin · 07-27-10, 01:12 PM

First thing I thought of was this

I kid you not, my web browser had a seizure and froze up for about 5 minutes when I opened that page.

Sailor Steve · 07-27-10, 02:11 PM

Frau, I know your intentions are good, but you just lost 500 credits by showing that link.

Of course, maybe your intentions aren't so good, in which case your credibility as an internet terrorist just went up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryanglavin

How do you even make a website that awful???

Simple:

1) Turn off brain.

2) Post and link anything at all that pops into the brain that has been turned off.

3) Forget when to say "enough is enough".

4) Rinse and repeat.

frau kaleun · 07-27-10, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Frau, I know your intentions are good, but you just lost 500 credits by showing that link.

DON'T shoot the Messenger!

Sailor Steve · 07-27-10, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

DON'T shoot the Messenger!

Good advice, when the messenger is sent by a leader to explain a demand or policy.

When the messenger, however, makes it a point to deliver the message herself for her own reasons, and the message is that...whatever that was, then she's on her own.

frau kaleun · 07-27-10, 06:36 PM

My favoritest thing about it is wondering who on earth would ever think that site was a good advertisement for someone you'd presumably give money to, to have them make you look fabulous on your "special day."

But then as AVGWarhawk alluded to above - some of the actual dresses in the pictures are pretty awful, and if that's a testament to the taste levels of their clientele, the site probably isn't going to hurt them too much.

kiwi_2005 · 07-27-10, 06:39 PM

Its actually okay, no what i mean is when i opened it and saw all the scrabbled crap all over the screen first thoughts was oh no lagg issue incoming, but the site runs better than some well done sites out there that look professional but hog your internet when browsing through them.

10 out 10 for smoothness

1 out of 10 for site design/art work

Sledgehammer427 · 07-27-10, 06:43 PM

Oh my....
even at 19 with the friends I have I haven't seen anything like this...

for some odd reason the left side of my brain is starting to hurt...

now I'm getting tired

and I think I'm go-
ZZZZZZZZZZzzz

TarJak · 07-28-10, 02:11 AM

Don't let Jakob Neilsen see that abomination!

antikristuseke · 07-28-10, 02:50 AM

I can write better html with my head up my ass.

Edit: ******* me! It has audio aswell.

Buddahaid · 07-28-10, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

My favoritest thing about it is wondering who on earth would ever think that site was a good advertisement for someone you'd presumably give money to, to have them make you look fabulous on your "special day."

But then as AVGWarhawk alluded to above - some of the actual dresses in the pictures are pretty awful, and if that's a testament to the taste levels of their clientele, the site probably isn't going to hurt them too much.

You must NEVER have eperienced the 70's! The 70's were the all-time low.......

Subnuts · 07-28-10, 04:08 AM

Okay, let's run this website through the Geocities-Izer and see what happens...
http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...dalformal.com/

My God...what have I done?

onelifecrisis · 07-28-10, 04:49 AM

I actually started grinding my teeth.

Schroeder · 07-28-10, 08:06 AM

I really don't see what your people's problem is.

With the right amount of LSD this site looks fantastic.

kiwi_2005 · 07-28-10, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

I really don't see what your people's problem is.

With the right amount of LSD this side looks fantastic.

Platapus · 07-28-10, 08:25 AM

When I attended a web page design class, they used a text book entitled

"Web pages that suck". Now it has it's own web page

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/#axzz0uz1Bau00

07-27-10, 01:12 PM	#16
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	First thing I thought of was this I kid you not, my web browser had a seizure and froze up for about 5 minutes when I opened that page. __________________

07-27-10, 06:39 PM	#21
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Its actually okay, no what i mean is when i opened it and saw all the scrabbled crap all over the screen first thoughts was oh no lagg issue incoming, but the site runs better than some well done sites out there that look professional but hog your internet when browsing through them. 10 out 10 for smoothness 1 out of 10 for site design/art work __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-27-10, 06:43 PM	#22
Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,908 Downloads: 287 Uploads: 0	Oh my.... even at 19 with the friends I have I haven't seen anything like this... for some odd reason the left side of my brain is starting to hurt... now I'm getting tired and I think I'm go- ZZZZZZZZZZzzz __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

07-28-10, 04:08 AM	#26
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Okay, let's run this website through the Geocities-Izer and see what happens... http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesize...dalformal.com/ My God...what have I done? __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

07-28-10, 08:06 AM	#28
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	I really don't see what your people's problem is. With the right amount of LSD this site looks fantastic. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany. Last edited by Schroeder; 07-28-10 at 09:36 AM.

07-27-10, 06:36 PM	#20
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	My favoritest thing about it is wondering who on earth would ever think that site was a good advertisement for someone you'd presumably give money to, to have them make you look fabulous on your "special day." But then as AVGWarhawk alluded to above - some of the actual dresses in the pictures are pretty awful, and if that's a testament to the taste levels of their clientele, the site probably isn't going to hurt them too much.

07-28-10, 02:11 AM	#23
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Don't let Jakob Neilsen see that abomination!

07-28-10, 02:50 AM	#24
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I can write better html with my head up my ass. Edit: ******* me! It has audio aswell.

07-28-10, 04:49 AM	#27
onelifecrisis Maverick Modder Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,895 Downloads: 65 Uploads: 3	I actually started grinding my teeth.

07-28-10, 08:25 AM	#30
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	When I attended a web page design class, they used a text book entitled "Web pages that suck". Now it has it's own web page http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/#axzz0uz1Bau00 __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.