New community manager in ubisoft forums

Faamecanic · 07-07-10, 11:27 AM

I LMAO at Privateer's response in that thread

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Posted Tue July 06 2010 17:37 Hide Post"A decision has not been made until now IF a patch will be release OR IF no future patch will come."

Now that's pretty clear to me.
The 'until now' says it all!
The decision was just made to make no decision!
Duhhh!"

Jimbuna · 07-07-10, 01:12 PM

He is now suitablt attired and help is on its way

AVGWarhawk · 07-07-10, 02:12 PM

I truly do not understand what the community manager is attempting to do. Of what use is this posting and telling the community he does not know a thing?

krashkart · 07-07-10, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

He is now suitablt attired and help is on its way

You have a most superlative taste in armors, my friend.

Edit - Might I also recommend a mix of Swiss pikemen and Landsknecht to accompany your cavalry?

Jimbuna · 07-07-10, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

You have a most superlative taste in armors, my friend.

I'd need it if I was the Community Manager over on the Ubi forums I reckon

krashkart · 07-07-10, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I'd need it if I was the Community Manager over on the Ubi forums I reckon

Indeed. A lot of pent-up frustration to be let out and he's the only one there with ears (erm, eyes anyway).

mookiemookie · 07-07-10, 02:37 PM

It had to be expected. Why would Ubi throw this poor guy to the lions when he obviously had no news to report to the teeming masses? What point and purpose does he serve? More botched marketing on the part of Ubisoft...

Zedi · 07-07-10, 03:05 PM

Simply because those fat dudes from ceo have no clue about wtf is going on with their products. They think that everybody is happy same as the AC2 crowd, so they thrown a clown for entertainment. I feel really sorry for that guy, he just try to do a job for what it gets payed. He really have no clue about how badly damaged SH5 is and why this community so angry and pissed off.

Wish that 1 day a dev or a faty from ceo will show up there trying to be a funny guy.. that would be a real massacre

scratch81 · 07-08-10, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

You have a most superlative taste in armors, my friend.

Edit - Might I also recommend a mix of Swiss pikemen and Landsknecht to accompany your cavalry?

nah, just a bunch of angry irish men with axes.

07-07-10, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faamecanic

I LMAO at Privateer's response in that thread

"

Posted Tue July 06 2010 17:37 Hide Post"A decision has not been made until now IF a patch will be release OR IF no future patch will come."

Now that's pretty clear to me.
The 'until now' says it all!
The decision was just made to make no decision!
Duhhh!"

Then you should love the further posts.
==============================
Him:
"A decision has not been made until now IF a patch will be release OR IF no future patch will come."

Me:
Now that's pretty clear to me.
The 'until now' says it all!
The decision was just made to make no decision!
Duhhh!

Him:
Making a decision to not make a decision would still involve a decision-making process and such a thing has not happened.
The "until now" part means a clear decision should come.

Me:
So what your saying is:

No decision has been made yet on a decision weather a decision to make a decision
about decideing to, or decideing not to patch again is decided.

Now my head hurts.
========================

SteelViking · 07-07-10, 04:54 PM

@privateer,

That is classic

krashkart · 07-07-10, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

Then you should love the further posts.
==============================
Him:
"A decision has not been made until now IF a patch will be release OR IF no future patch will come."

Me:
Now that's pretty clear to me.
The 'until now' says it all!
The decision was just made to make no decision!
Duhhh!

Him:
Making a decision to not make a decision would still involve a decision-making process and such a thing has not happened.
The "until now" part means a clear decision should come.

Me:
So what your saying is:

No decision has been made yet on a decision weather a decision to make a decision
about decideing to, or decideing not to patch again is decided.

Now my head hurts.
========================

Tis almost of Vogon bureaucracy...

karamazovnew · 07-07-10, 05:52 PM

Oh come'on, no need to break the poor guy's balls. The last thing we want and need is to piss him off. Unlike the previous guy, at least Sorlim takes the time to reply. No decision has been made to release another patch because the devs apparently don't know or don't care anymore about serious bugs. We'd better push forward the heavy guns like TDW, Reaper7, Sober and all the modders which have worked on SH5 and know more than the rest of us about what should be fixed by the devs, either as playable fixes or modder resources.

I'll start with the first things on my mind:

1. no sound effects class components for the hydrophone. Not even that silly volume knob on the hydro. Is it that hard to add a VU meter above the station and a moddable equalizer?!

2. fix the silly horizon bug.

3. export more of the stadimeter into a moddable class. I'd like to see it move horizontally too.

Actually, I'd better start posting on the UBI forums too

badaboom · 07-07-10, 06:26 PM

What happened to the old Co.Manager? Mrs.Kleaneasy or whatever her name was,why the change now?

Navarre · 07-07-10, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badaboom

What happened to the old Co.Manager? Mrs.Kleaneasy or whatever her name was,why the change now?

The question must be what happened to the former Community-Developer "GKane"?

He went silence and left the community right after the release of SH5!

Mrs.Kleaneasy, she is only a UK Forum-Manager not a Community-Developer and still present on the forums.

07-07-10, 01:12 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,726 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	He is now suitablt attired and help is on its way __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-07-10, 02:12 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,281 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I truly do not understand what the community manager is attempting to do. Of what use is this posting and telling the community he does not know a thing? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

07-07-10, 02:37 PM	#7
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	It had to be expected. Why would Ubi throw this poor guy to the lions when he obviously had no news to report to the teeming masses? What point and purpose does he serve? More botched marketing on the part of Ubisoft... __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

07-07-10, 04:54 PM	#11
SteelViking The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: U.S.A.-East Coast Posts: 1,587 Downloads: 86 Uploads: 4	@privateer, That is classic __________________ He sank 198,650 tons....who you ask?....Erich Topp, that's who!

07-07-10, 06:26 PM	#14
badaboom Weps Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 359 Downloads: 46 Uploads: 0	What happened to the old Co.Manager? Mrs.Kleaneasy or whatever her name was,why the change now? __________________

07-07-10, 11:27 AM	#1
Faamecanic Ace of the Deep Join Date: May 2005 Location: Off your Stb side with good solution Posts: 1,065 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	I LMAO at Privateer's response in that thread " Posted Tue July 06 2010 17:37 Hide Post"A decision has not been made until now IF a patch will be release OR IF no future patch will come." Now that's pretty clear to me. The 'until now' says it all! The decision was just made to make no decision! Duhhh!"

07-07-10, 03:05 PM	#8
Zedi Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,845 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 2	Simply because those fat dudes from ceo have no clue about wtf is going on with their products. They think that everybody is happy same as the AC2 crowd, so they thrown a clown for entertainment. I feel really sorry for that guy, he just try to do a job for what it gets payed. He really have no clue about how badly damaged SH5 is and why this community so angry and pissed off. Wish that 1 day a dev or a faty from ceo will show up there trying to be a funny guy.. that would be a real massacre

07-07-10, 05:52 PM	#13
karamazovnew The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bucharest, Romania Posts: 1,403 Downloads: 151 Uploads: 0	Oh come'on, no need to break the poor guy's balls. The last thing we want and need is to piss him off. Unlike the previous guy, at least Sorlim takes the time to reply. No decision has been made to release another patch because the devs apparently don't know or don't care anymore about serious bugs. We'd better push forward the heavy guns like TDW, Reaper7, Sober and all the modders which have worked on SH5 and know more than the rest of us about what should be fixed by the devs, either as playable fixes or modder resources. I'll start with the first things on my mind: 1. no sound effects class components for the hydrophone. Not even that silly volume knob on the hydro. Is it that hard to add a VU meter above the station and a moddable equalizer?! 2. fix the silly horizon bug. 3. export more of the stadimeter into a moddable class. I'd like to see it move horizontally too. Actually, I'd better start posting on the UBI forums too