North American Suckup Adminstration...

TLAM Strike · 07-06-10, 11:37 AM

Damn it that is a violation of General Order #1!

Non interference with less advanced civilizations:

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No identification of self or mission. No interference with the social development... No references to space, other worlds, or advanced civilizations.

Starfleet Command will hear of this!

UnderseaLcpl · 07-06-10, 02:14 PM

There's a lot of space inside some Muslims' heads. Sounds like a legit mission to me

August · 07-06-10, 02:16 PM

Just picture Jackie Gleason saying:

"Some day Mohammed, pow, right to the MOON!"

SteamWake · 07-06-10, 02:44 PM

In a scathing reaction former NASA Chief...

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"NASA ... represents the best of America. Its purpose is not to inspire Muslims or any other cultural entity," Michael Griffin, who served as NASA administrator during the latter half of the Bush administration, told FoxNews.com.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010...emost-mission/

tater · 07-07-10, 09:31 AM

This should not be A goal of NASA, much less an important goal.

WTF. Seriously, WTF.

razark · 07-07-10, 09:37 AM

Oh, what the hell...

I mean why not? It'll give us something to do while we're busy not going anywhere.

breadcatcher101 · 07-07-10, 11:12 AM

The reason for this is simple. It is so easy to see.

The Space Shuttle Program is at an end. We are going to need another way to provide transport to and from orbit.

Obama intends to replace the Shuttle with flying carpets. Who else but the Islamic Peoples of the word know who to operate those tricky things? The answer of course is no one.

Enter Iran.

With its know how of making large Persian rugs--world famous--the flying carpet can achieve things that have only began to be dreamed of. Vast Persian rugs would be able to haul large payloads into space and later perhaps onward to mars and beyond.

Best of all it is all green friendly, no pollution, and when the flying carpet fleet becomes too aged to carry on they can be sold off in second hand shops to old aunts who need a rug for their summer room.

A win win for everyone.

07-06-10, 02:14 PM	#2
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	There's a lot of space inside some Muslims' heads. Sounds like a legit mission to me __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,209 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Just picture Jackie Gleason saying: "Some day Mohammed, pow, right to the MOON!" __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

07-07-10, 09:37 AM	#6
razark Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 2,731 Downloads: 393 Uploads: 12	Oh, what the hell... I mean why not? It'll give us something to do while we're busy not going anywhere. __________________ "Never ask a World War II history buff for a 'final solution' to your problem!"

07-07-10, 09:31 AM	#5
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	This should not be A goal of NASA, much less an important goal. WTF. Seriously, WTF.

07-07-10, 11:12 AM	#7
breadcatcher101 Captain Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Southeastern USA Posts: 546 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	The reason for this is simple. It is so easy to see. The Space Shuttle Program is at an end. We are going to need another way to provide transport to and from orbit. Obama intends to replace the Shuttle with flying carpets. Who else but the Islamic Peoples of the word know who to operate those tricky things? The answer of course is no one. Enter Iran. With its know how of making large Persian rugs--world famous--the flying carpet can achieve things that have only began to be dreamed of. Vast Persian rugs would be able to haul large payloads into space and later perhaps onward to mars and beyond. Best of all it is all green friendly, no pollution, and when the flying carpet fleet becomes too aged to carry on they can be sold off in second hand shops to old aunts who need a rug for their summer room. A win win for everyone.