Happy Independence Day

krashkart · 07-02-10, 08:58 AM

May the occasion be warm and sunny, and may the bratwursts and beer-butt chickens be plentiful and tasty. May the beer flow freely, and may many a female part ways with her garments. Happy Fourth of Ju-Fifth!

Drive safe.

UnderseaLcpl · 07-02-10, 09:09 AM

I'll wait until the fourth, when everyone else celebrates it. The declaration itself was an adaption of the Lee Resolution designed for public consumption, and as a member of the public, I will consume it, along with tasty barbecue and good alcohol and fireworks.

Of course, the Declaration was not fully signed until sometime in August of 1776, IIRC, and I will consume tasty barbecue and good alcohol and light fireworks throughout that month in order to mark the occassion.

Oberon · 07-02-10, 10:01 AM

Jimbuna · 07-02-10, 10:12 AM

Happy Independence Day my friends

Don't worry, you can party safely over the coming days...Her Majesty has instructed me to ensure the army remain in their barracks for the duration of your festivities

Oberon · 07-02-10, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

Happy Independence Day my friends

Don't worry, you can party safely over the coming days...Her Majesty has instructed me to ensure the army remain in their barracks for the duration of your festivities

Herr-Berbunch · 07-02-10, 10:57 AM

Don't you cock your snook at my young man!

Platapus · 07-02-10, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Don't you cock your snook at my young man!

I, and only I, will determine the status of my snook, thank you very much. If I want to carry my snook in Condition 1, that is my business.

FIREWALL · 07-02-10, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

I'll wait until the fourth, when everyone else celebrates it. The declaration itself was an adaption of the Lee Resolution designed for public consumption, and as a member of the public, I will consume it, along with tasty barbecue and good alcohol and fireworks.

Of course, the Declaration was not fully signed until sometime in August of 1776, IIRC, and I will consume tasty barbecue and good alcohol and light fireworks throughout that month in order to mark the occassion.

My sentiments too.

*

Foxtrot · 07-03-10, 07:53 AM

While celebrating Independence day, we shouldn't forget that just one day before 4th of July some clowns and clones of Chuck Norris decided to shoot down a civilian airliner to see a live fireworks in air. Perhaps it is a way to deliver freedom to people in other countries.

Jimbuna · 07-03-10, 02:43 PM

I just want Americans to know that we British aren't as ignorant to their culture as you think.

Happy 3rd of July.

krashkart · 07-03-10, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I just want Americans to know that we British aren't as ignorant to their culture as you think.

Happy 3rd of July.

In honor of your most dignified non-ignorance, and in celebration of tea, strudels, and the land deal we made with your Khan, I bring you:

and

Vive Britannia!

Jimbuna · 07-03-10, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

In honor of your most dignified non-ignorance, and in celebration of tea, strudels, and the land deal we made with your Khan, I bring you:

Vive Britannia!

LOL

07-02-10, 08:58 AM	#1
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	May the occasion be warm and sunny, and may the bratwursts and beer-butt chickens be plentiful and tasty. May the beer flow freely, and may many a female part ways with her garments. Happy Fourth of Ju-Fifth! Drive safe. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

07-02-10, 09:09 AM	#2
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'll wait until the fourth, when everyone else celebrates it. The declaration itself was an adaption of the Lee Resolution designed for public consumption, and as a member of the public, I will consume it, along with tasty barbecue and good alcohol and fireworks. Of course, the Declaration was not fully signed until sometime in August of 1776, IIRC, and I will consume tasty barbecue and good alcohol and light fireworks throughout that month in order to mark the occassion. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

07-02-10, 10:12 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Happy Independence Day my friends Don't worry, you can party safely over the coming days...Her Majesty has instructed me to ensure the army remain in their barracks for the duration of your festivities __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-02-10, 10:57 AM	#6
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Don't you cock your snook at my young man! __________________

07-03-10, 07:53 AM	#9
Foxtrot Ensign Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 231 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	While celebrating Independence day, we shouldn't forget that just one day before 4th of July some clowns and clones of Chuck Norris decided to shoot down a civilian airliner to see a live fireworks in air. Perhaps it is a way to deliver freedom to people in other countries. __________________ And when the plane got down to, 'The plane is 10 miles out,' the young man also said to the vice president, 'Do the orders still stand?' And the vice president turned and whipped his neck around and said, 'Of course the orders still stand. Have you heard anything to the contrary?' Well, at the time I didn't know what all that meant.

07-02-10, 10:01 AM	#3
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20

07-03-10, 02:43 PM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I just want Americans to know that we British aren't as ignorant to their culture as you think. Happy 3rd of July. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!