What is in your opinion the top 3 most awesome things in the world?

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Anyone remember where that came from?

Dow Chemical
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I had to think for quite a while to narrow it down to just 3, but I think I finally found the three most awesome things in the world...

1) Water
2) Food
3) Shelter

......without which there wouldn't be anything else for us. Of course, those are no fun, so I made some calculations where we assume basic needs are met and I got this:

1) Chuck Norris
2) Chuck Norris
3) Chuck Norris

I was a bit perplexed by the results at first, but additional testing and research confirmed that Chuck Norris' awesomeness value is so high that nothing that does not include Chuck Norris can be awesome. Most perturbatory