Tried them all? Then I take it you have also tried La Trappe Witte Trappist, La Trappe Quadrupel, Westmalle Dubbel, Leffe Dubbel, Hoegaarden Grand Cru and Leffe Tripel?
He probably tried your most infamous one, Heineken which was probably enough to put any mere mortal off
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