A farewell to sausage

[nikimcbee]

Then there's Reece:

[Sailor Steve]

I'll miss ol' Jimmy. Remember Big Bad John? A classic.


I just recently discovered a cool breakfast from Jimmy Dean: Sausage and Pancakes On A Stick. It's a corndog, but with sausage instead of the dog and pancake batter instead of the usual corn batter.

Good stuff!

[GoldenRivet]

tragedy strikes... i'll miss the old man.

I reserve this for just such occasions

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Frau Kaleun

I was expecting before and after pics of your sex change operation.

That is simply not fair. I could make way funnier sausage jokes but the venue is inappropriate. According to unwritten internet protocol SIMU section 14.4c it is unacceptable to "Tell, type, divulge, relate, or otherwise present humorous material including, but not limited to, jokes, puns, jests, analogies, anecdotes, skits, remarks or tales when the subject matter in question is of a nature that cannot be explored further without a reasonable risk of exposing the community to previously banned conduct."

I'm very sorry Ms. Kaleun, but I'm afraid that your post cannot be accepted under the current governing statutes. As things stand now, you may present humorous observations relating to sausage only if they are not sexual in nature. Please understand, it's all to protect the children.
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That said, I would like to offer condolences to my arteries, which have for so long been loving supporters of Jimmy Dean and his advances in cholesterol. Mr. Dean was a man of blurred vision and sudden chest pains, and we owe a great deal to our insurance companies.
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Okay, being serious now. I'm really sorry that the guy died. He was a great musician and a noted philanthropist. I hope that both he and his family find peace and that his name lives on for generations to come. RIP, Jimmy. Thanks for the music and the breakfast

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

I'm very sorry Ms. Kaleun, but I'm afraid that your post cannot be accepted under the current governing statutes. As things stand now, you may present humorous observations relating to sausage only if they are not sexual in nature. Please understand, it's all to protect the children.

And you claim to be for smaller government!

I don't like hypocrites! I'm not votin' for you anymore! (But I'll still take the job)

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I don't like hypocrites! I'm not votin' for you anymore! (But I'll still take the job)

I had to read that twice before I got the joke. Well played, Steve.