Book Recommendation

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Sorry, don't see the humour in harassing people who are simply looking for a story teller.

sorry you feel that way, but im not surprised... there are about 4 other people with zero sense of humor around here i expect wont get it either.

anyhow... you surely must admit that the woman looking for a complete stranger to deal with children is foolish.

Or if thats not enough, how about the Ad where a woman is looking for a random internet stranger to drive her 10 year old daughter to and from soccer practice?

Or how about the guy posting an ad seeking someone to "Right my resamay"?

Or the woman with 6 kids looking for someone to "donate" a free car... but it has to be a late model SUV - preferably an escalade - with 50,000 miles or less in excellent condition? (yeah... i happen to have an escalade sitting here im not using your free to have dumb ass)

Or the woman looking for someone from the internet to infect her children with the Chicken Pox?


Yeah, you see... i personally think these people SHOULD be fu**ed with... constantly.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

sorry you feel that way, but im not surprised... there are about 4 other people with zero sense of humor around here i expect wont get it either.

Oh so if someone does not share YOUR sense of humour, they have a zero sense of humour?

I was not aware that you were the supreme authority on humour. My apologies.

Yeah, you see... i personally think these people SHOULD be fu**ed with... constantly.

If I may borrow one of your comments: I am not surprised.

I hope you enjoy the book.

[GoldenRivet]

Originally Posted by Platapus

Oh so if someone does not share YOUR sense of humour, they have a zero sense of humour?

Only when they are condescending about it.

Originally Posted by Platapus

I hope you enjoy the book.

It was an absolute riot of laughter... of course im a sick f*ck... i love crippled retard humor and fart / titty jokes... its not everyone's cup of tea granted...

but if i didnt think your preference for illustrated humor from "The New Yorker" was particularly funny, i wouldnt talk down to you about it.

The book doesnt rank down there with "funny phone calls" because the receiver of the phone call doesn't initiate those. But in this case... the person being e mailed DOES initiate it, and they bring it on themselves by making stupid requests online.

Hopefully we will hear from someone who thought the above story was pretty funny soon [sigh]

[DarkFish]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Hopefully we will hear from someone who thought the above story was pretty funny soon [sigh]

don't worry
I thought it was pretty funny too. With 'normal' ads, it would have been distasteful. But with people like these? If they are tricked like this they might learn their lesson and stop writing these ads before a pedophile comes and "drives her 10 year old daughter to and from soccer practice"

[GoldenRivet]

AD: I need any receipts you might have for 40" or larger LCD TVs from Wal-Mart. Will pay $40 for the receipt.

use your imagination as to what he plans to do with it.

[Reece]

Well it was sort of funny, but "not my cup of tea", I'll give the book a miss!

[DarkFish]

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

Or the woman looking for someone from the internet to infect her children with the Chicken Pox?

Dear Ma'am,

In today's society, one can never be careful enough. Your children will grow up and get boyfriends/girlfriends. When they do, they can better be well prepared. I recommend you find someone to get them used to STD's like syphilis, chlamydia etc. as soon as possible!
I happen to be a 50 year old pedoph..ehrr..nice old man, and I'd gladly be of service. Because I'm such a well-doer, I'll even infect your children for free.
Yours sincerely,

F. Ucker

Really, some people should get their brains checked if you post requests like this, a pedophile will eventually come