Subsim Musicians Thread

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Lord_magerius

Learn to play the drums then

*raises hand*

Can we tell drummer jokes here?

I'll start:

How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

What's the last thing a drummer says to his bandmates?
"Hey, guys, I wrote some songs!"

What do you call a drummer with a pager?
An optimist.

Those of you who are drummers, please feel free to insert "bass player" in place of "drummer."