Jokes about Jewish people

[Lord_magerius]

Yeah once again I'm sorry for the stupid jokes I posted, should have used my noggin before proceeding with them . Definately my fault that the thread got derailed and turned into a slagging match as well, once again sorry for the sh**storm I stirred up here. Feel rather bad now.

[Bilge_Rat]

Originally Posted by Lord_magerius

Yeah once again I'm sorry for the stupid jokes I posted, should have used my noggin before proceeding with them . Definately my fault that the thread got derailed and turned into a slagging match as well, once again sorry for the sh**storm I stirred up here. Feel rather bad now.

Don't sweat it man, the storm had been brewing for a long time before you inadvertendly walked into the crossfire. We have all posted stuff we regret afterwards. Let's turn the page.

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful. What part is it?"
The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

this one I like.